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    1. #1
      Join Date
      Dec 2007
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      Middletown, Ohio
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      Famous last words...

      I have actually heard my friends say some of these:

      "Hey y'all - watch this"


      "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin"


      "Trust me, I know how to handle fire"


      "Check this out, I saw it in a movie once"




      Ok, that should get us started. Anyone else?


      -Dustin


    2. #2
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      Jun 2007
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      Greenwood, SC
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      I've done the "hey ya'll, watch this" before..... ended up with a bruised tail bone and bruised ego. I figured the tailgate of a truck would act like a diving board..... I forgot about the shock absorbers though.... lol
      JC Scott


    3. #3
      Join Date
      Jun 2007
      Posts
      292
      Things i've heard;

      "The saftey's on, you big baby"

      "I smell raw gas."

      "Wait.... is it acid to base or base to acid?"
      My candy dish is filled with razor blades submerged in Anti Freeze.

    4. #4
      Join Date
      Aug 2009
      Posts
      352
      "I don't need directions"

    5. #5
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      Jan 2005
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      Burleson Tx
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      268
      Country Flag: United States
      Yes, I turned the right breaker off. You think I'm stupid? and the answer is? YES after I slapped his hand off.
      Kenny

    6. #6
      Join Date
      Dec 2008
      Location
      Miami
      Posts
      636
      Country Flag: United States
      "I know what I am doing"

      "Dont tell me how to do it"
      "Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please"

    7. #7
      Join Date
      Feb 2002
      Location
      Springfield, MO
      Posts
      4,470
      Country Flag: United States
      Dooooh!!!!

      Or,


      It'll be alright!

      Or,

      I think I hear your husband.....


      LOL
      Jimmy

      69 Camaro Twin Turbo'd
      58 Nomad 348 Baby Rat

      http://www.fquick.com/shmoov69


    8. #8
      Join Date
      Aug 2006
      Location
      Easton, PA
      Posts
      989
      Country Flag: United States
      I've used "come on, nothing bad is going to happen!"
      Keith C.

    9. #9
      Join Date
      Aug 2004
      Location
      Belle Plaine, MN
      Posts
      1,221
      Country Flag: United States
      "I'll pull out..."
      Scott Parkhurst


      2011 Car Craft Real Street Eliminator Winner

    10. #10
      Join Date
      May 2005
      Location
      Fontana, CA
      Posts
      4,960
      Country Flag: United States
      Yeah, I know how to do that, trust me.

      LOL Scott!!
      Nick R.
      69 Camaro - 383, 700R4, 12 bolt 3.55, Hotchkis, Bilstein, Global West, Morris Classic
      08 HHR SS - Still Stock for now
      Do you still believe in all the things that you stood by before? Are you out there on the front lines, or at home keeping score?
      Do you care to be the layer of the bricks that seal your fate? Would you rather be the architect of what we might create?

    11. #11
      Join Date
      Jan 2009
      Posts
      343
      come on, just the tip

      hell yea another shot of tequila
      Josey Sandy
      have'n a badass car and not driving it is like having a playboy model as a wife and not......well, you know.

    12. #12
      Join Date
      Nov 2008
      Location
      Lawrenceburg, TN
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      Ive Got This

      I have done this a million times

      you don't need a torque wrench just turn till it stops

      just bump the starter

    13. #13
      Join Date
      Mar 2006
      Location
      Sunny Florida on the Suncoast
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      Country Flag: United States
      "Whats the worst that could happen?"

      "Let me put and little extra on that bolt to be sure"

      "I don't need no stinkin' instructions"
      Stay in it till you see God....then lift

      Where patience fails, force prevails

      "When you're born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front-row seat." G. Carlin

      Stapp's Ironical Paradox...... "The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle."

    14. #14
      Join Date
      Nov 2008
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      Lawrenceburg, TN
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      I think that's the same size?

      what color wire was the power?

      bring me that 2x4!

    15. #15
      Join Date
      Sep 2007
      Location
      Ventura, ca
      Posts
      763
      Country Flag: United States
      "that shouldnt take longer than 10 minutes to fix..."
      I am not useless, I can still be used as a bad example!


      -Bob

    16. #16
      Join Date
      Jan 2010
      Location
      Elk River, MN
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      676
      I saw this on TV once.

      Did you start recording yet?

      This thread actually reminded me of a video, this sums it up pretty well:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOdWt...eature=related

    17. #17
      Join Date
      Jun 2005
      Location
      Greenwood, SC
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      After somebody threw an aerosol can into a campfire and everyone scattered except one guy: "Dudes it's cool I'm a freaking eagle scout, there's no way it's going to explo-BOOM! aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh run!"

    18. #18
      Join Date
      May 2005
      Location
      Fontana, CA
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      As an Eagle Scout, I feel shame . . .
      Nick R.
      69 Camaro - 383, 700R4, 12 bolt 3.55, Hotchkis, Bilstein, Global West, Morris Classic
      08 HHR SS - Still Stock for now
      Do you still believe in all the things that you stood by before? Are you out there on the front lines, or at home keeping score?
      Do you care to be the layer of the bricks that seal your fate? Would you rather be the architect of what we might create?

    19. #19
      Join Date
      May 2005
      Location
      Fontana, CA
      Posts
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      Don't worry, I've done this a million times before.

      Your main chute will always open.
      Nick R.
      69 Camaro - 383, 700R4, 12 bolt 3.55, Hotchkis, Bilstein, Global West, Morris Classic
      08 HHR SS - Still Stock for now
      Do you still believe in all the things that you stood by before? Are you out there on the front lines, or at home keeping score?
      Do you care to be the layer of the bricks that seal your fate? Would you rather be the architect of what we might create?

    20. #20
      Join Date
      May 2008
      Posts
      75
      "here ...hold onto this"

      "should be cool by now "

      "i'll just use a little ether"

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