Famous last words...

[alowerlevel]

" Trust me, I know what Im doing"
"It'll be ok" - As my freind decides that it will be ok to light brake clean on fire to get it off the frame he was cleaning.......it was not ok.

And my favorite that Ive used many times "Hand me the f***in hammer"

[NOT A TA]

Almost dark at a BMX track and one guy says "Hang on, I'm gonna take one last lap"..................8 hours later we finally got out of the emergency room. Multiple broken bones and dislocated shoulder.

[406 Q-ship]

but Honey it is just one more car and I promise I'll sell one of the other five........

[talbotdd]

Both of these are from experience.

I bet you can guess how well this one worked out.

"See, its plenty thick" (while jumping up and down on a frozen pond)


Or this memorable jewel:
While sitting around a campfire cooking a full can of baked beans fell in the fire. "Don't worry, we will dig it out of there later".

I have never seen people scatter as fast as when shrapnel and flaming beans exploded from the middle of our huddle.



Its amazing how many of these I remember being said around a campfire.


-Dustin

[colt zantop]

"im not drunk"

LOL

[67 455 Bird ragtop]

As a teen to my dad -" Honest, that 455 on the side of the block is a serial number. It's really a 326"

[Jim Nilsen]

I ain't lie'n ,honest I'm not !

[alowerlevel]

thought of another one.

"ok, Ill only have one beer" 12 hours later I woke up on the kitchen floor

[dsittler]

"honest honey this is the last muscle car I'll ever buy"

Derek

[class67]

Me: "I just want a cool little driver"

Wife: how much?

Me: "maybe 15k"

[class67]

"that's an easy cut"

[mikester]

Last words ? Wow......where did all those friggin Indians come from ? George Armstrong Custer

[Motown 454]

I'm not stupid I know what a capasitor looks like. Me maybe you should ground it??? NO PROBLEM
When the wifes came in the kitchen and saw the tears in my eyes from laughing they thought I got shocked.
You hear NO PROBLEM, RUN!

[absintheisfun]

"Toyotas are the safest vehicles on the road."

[BA.]

I'm sure a lot of us have said something like "...I'll just use a little gas to get the fire started". WHOOOOM!!!!

and yes, I actually told my friends "hold this camcorder and watch this" right before I did 3/4 of a donut on my motorcycle,.....then it tipped over. :D

[shortrack]

two guys at a bar checking out some women......

"I dont like the looks of the one your going to get......!!!"

[BonzoHansen]

I do

[wedgehead]

that won't cost much to fix.

[DFRESH]

"Don't worry mom, dad--I plan to leave it all stock."

"You sure there's enough room to shut the car down?" "Oh yeah, no problem--I've never seen anyone not stop in time"
Until we ran our next pass--

"I've only seen one guy die doing this, he was your height, weight-- it was last week, but i've learned a bunch since then" Skydiving coach just before bailing out of the door-

"It is a 100% bolt on deal"-

"Rust Free"

"Guns don't kill people, husbands that come home early do"--LOL

Doug

[ken67]

Spend your money on the engine! You can change out the drum brakes later