Politically Correct Holiday Greeting

[Bandit]

So as not to offend anyone...Enjoy!

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our
best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially
responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral,
celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of
your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect
for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others,
or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at
all . . .
. . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
generally accepted calendar year 2000, but not without due
respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make America great,
(not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other
country or is the only 'AMERICA' in the western hemisphere), and
without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical
ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual
preference of the wishee.
(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms.
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is
freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It
implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the
wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where
prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This
wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance
of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and
warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance
of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)

[Bill Howell]

How about a not so PC greeting?

Merry Christmas everyone!

[andrewb70]

How about ...Happy Winter Solstice!



Andrew

P.S. Bill, you need a Jesus icon...

[Samckitt]

Give me a freaking break, I am so sick of the politically correct bull****. I am going to wish everyone what I believe in & if you don't like it, then sorry get over it.

Merry Christmas to you & your family & have a safe & Happy New Year.

[Bandit]

**How to speak about Women and be politically correct**

1. She is not a "Babe" or a "Chick" - She is a "Breasted American."

2. She is not a "Screamer" or a "Moaner" - She is "Vocally
Appreciative."

3. She is not "Easy" - She is "Horizontally Accessible."

4. She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour off the
information superhighway."

5. She has not "Been Around" - She is a "Previously-Enjoyed Companion."

6. She is not an "Airhead" - She is "Reality Impaired."

7. She does not get "Drunk" or "Tipsy" - She gets "Chemically
Inconvenienced."

8. She does not have "Breast Implants" - She is "Medically Enhanced."

9. She does not "Nag" you - She becomes "Verbally Repetitive."

10. She is not a "Tramp" - She is "Sexually Extroverted."

11. She does not have "Major League Hooters" - "She is "Pectorally
Superior."

12. She is not a "Two-Bit Hooker" - She is a "Low Cost Provider."

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**How to speak about Men and be politically correct**

1. He does not have a "Beer Gut" - He has developed a "Liquid Grain
Storage Facility."

2. He is not a "Bad Dancer" - He is "Overly Caucasian."

3. He does not "Get Lost All The Time" -- He "Investigates Alternative
Destinations."

4. He is not "Balding" - He is in "Follicle Regression."

5. He is not a "Cradle Robber" - He prefers "Generational Differential
Relationships."

6. He does not get "Falling Down Drunk" - He becomes "Accidentally
Horizontal."

7. He does not act like a "Total @ss" - He develops a case of
"Rectal-Cranial Inversion."

8. He is not a "Male Chauvinist Pig" - He has "Swine Empathy."

9. He is not afraid of "Commitment" - He is "Relationship Challenged."

10. It is not his "Crack" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "Rear
Cleavage"

[Bad Bowtie]

That was good!

[Norwoodx55]

How about a not so PC greeting?

Merry Christmas everyone!

Agreed, happy holidays....whatever. MERRY CHRISTMAS

[the camtender]

Its a good thing my GOD has a good sense of humor otherwise we'd probably be charcoal briquetts with lips

[toxicz28]

Merry Christmahannukwanzaadan

[Bow Tie 67]

Merry Christmas to all.

[qwik1320]

Merry Christmas everyone and I hope you all have a Happy New Year!

[Dr.Corvette]

I'm offened

[Bill Howell]

I'm offened

Off ened or offended?

[trapin]

Merry Christmas everyone and Happy Holidays to all those which the previous does not apply. LOL!!!!

[Dr.Corvette]

I'm offended that you make fun of my spelling. [got it right this time]
Merry Christmas to all. Damn the PC crowd.

[DarkBuddha]

How about a not so PC greeting?

Merry Christmas everyone!

And a Happy Chanukkah too.

[Bill Howell]

I'm offended that you make fun of my spelling. [got it right this time]
Merry Christmas to all. Damn the PC crowd.

Merry Christmas to you too...
Just be glad it is me picking and not Bob. He wears me out about my spelling......lol

[BonzoHansen]

Happy Festivus.

And now, the airing of the grievences. Later, feats of strength.

[woody80z28]

Have

[ProdigyCustoms]

Well, 12:06Am, it's Christmas, Mrs Lisa just did a fly by, this IS going to be a Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas all,