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    1. 04-02-2012 #1
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      How does logic work again?

      This one is ridiculous..... I don't know whether to laugh or cry or my head to explode.

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      Just whack it in half!
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      In the south they would just say "God bless her heart..."

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      Quote Originally Posted by andrewb70 View Post
      In the south they would just say "God bless her heart..."

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      Hilarious!
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      ah.. you knew your wife was dumb.. filmed it.. and put it on the internet?


      you might get some of these..






































      but then again.. she might be too dumb to fill em out.

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      I am speechless. Absolutely speechless.
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      When I saw that I just had to tell myself that there really is an early warning system for men who would consider relations with her. You have to take into consideration as to whether you have the ability to manipulate the outcomes with humor or total distress.

      You definately wouldn't have to worry about her knowing what you are spending on your project!!!!

      If he signed up for the advertising gig that youtube offers he is getting some really good royalty $$$$$
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      Well , she looks good , give her that ..
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      You guys are being too critical, she can run a mile in 8 minutes, thats scientific data right there.
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      The reality distortion field was activated.
      Apparently hearing and listening are 2 separate skills.
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      Quote Originally Posted by zbugger View Post
      This one is ridiculous..... I don't know whether to laugh or cry or my head to explode.

      http://thechive.com/2012/03/19/women...obref=obinsite
      not sure about logic but I can almost say without a doubt that you will never get laid again. LOL



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      She just didn't make the connection as to what miles per hour actually meant. The husband was pretty mean to film and post this. That's assuming they weren't both in on it to make a stupid viral video.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Poopy View Post
      You guys are being too critical, she can run a mile in 8 minutes, thats scientific data right there.
      By my calculated theory, if she runs a 9 minute mile, that is 2 times what her boyfriend should be able to run a mile (5 minutes, average, for athletic teenage boys), so it should mean that it should also take her TWICE AS LONG to go the distance, which is 120 minutes (2 hours) to go 80 miles; or 40 miles per hour!

      If he takes extra time to actually listen to her explanation, it may take them DAYS to go 80 miles, as he falls asleep from being bored!

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      I think the fuzz in my belly button is smarter than that girl.

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