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      I tip good!

      Those three little words, ladies and gentleman, are words to live by! I saw it with my own eyes this weekend. There we were, at a seafood resturaunt after the cruise at the Turkey Run. A very nice cruise through a state park, by the way. Anyway, there we were, after a day at the Turkey Run, the Pro-Touring.com gang taking up half the place. Everyone was hungry. Bill Howell walks in and announces to the wait staff that he tips well. He does say it once. He says it numerous times. Everyone has a nice laugh about it until Bill's food arrives earlier than anyone elses. So much so that Bill (known hereafter as Tip) FINISHES his meal BEFORE anyone else is served!
      I have learned from the master. If you are in a crowded resturaunt with a large group of people and you want to eat in a reasonable amount of time, make sure the waitress knows that you tip good!
      Bill, you rock!



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      Quote Originally Posted by 69rs
      Those three little words, ladies and gentleman, are words to live by! I saw it with my own eyes this weekend. There we were, at a seafood resturaunt after the cruise at the Turkey Run. A very nice cruise through a state park, by the way. Anyway, there we were, after a day at the Turkey Run, the Pro-Touring.com gang taking up half the place. Everyone was hungry. Bill Howell walks in and announces to the wait staff that he tips well. He does say it once. He says it numerous times. Everyone has a nice laugh about it until Bill's food arrives earlier than anyone elses. So much so that Bill (known hereafter as Tip) FINISHES his meal BEFORE anyone else is served!
      I have learned from the master. If you are in a crowded resturaunt with a large group of people and you want to eat in a reasonable amount of time, make sure the waitress knows that you tip good!
      Bill, you rock!
      Nice going TIP...

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      Aaaah little grasshopper, I see you learn well! LOL
      next lesson, how not to dance!!!!
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      Man, Bill's my hero

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      Quote Originally Posted by Bill Howell
      Aaaah little grasshopper, I see you learn well! LOL
      next lesson, how not to dance!!!!

      The dancing thing is another post altogether!

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      Yes indeed I also learned from this!!! As i saw it with my own eyes!!!!!
      Here iam sitting next to Bills buddy Bob talking laughing having a good time an i here Bill say thoughs words a couple times !! I didnt really think anything untill his food shows up!!!
      We are all sitting there thinking our is coming next!! Waitng!!!! Waiting!!!!!
      Waiting!!!!! Damn!!!!! Bills done eating !!!! Now he tells the waiters he tips well an orders desert!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!!! We still dont have our food yet!!!!LOL!!!
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      I will say, Bill is a sweet guy. After he finished eating, and our food wasn't there yet, he offered me a french fry. What a guy!

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      You've all left out the most important part of the tale:

      What percentage did Bill actually tip?
      Last edited by Bill Howell; 11-28-2005 at 10:58 AM.

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      Reminds me of the scene from Resevoir Dogs.

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      Thanks Steve, now I got that damn song in my head,

      Hey, where did you guys eat???

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      Quote Originally Posted by derekf
      You've all left out the most important part of the tale:

      What percentage did Bill actually tip?
      That is what I want to know also?

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      I'm sure it was very good. Every time I shake Bill's hand, loose change runs down his pant leg. The harder I squeeze, the more change that drops! I once collected a whole $1.28!
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      Pfft, you guys are acting like this is the first time a guy promised a girl to give her the tip.
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      Quote Originally Posted by derekf
      You've all left out the most important part of the tale:

      What percentage did Bill actually tip?
      I paid for Bob's meal and my meal, plus the desserts Jim forgot to mention. Not only did I offer him fries, I also got him a piece of Keylime pie.
      The total was $96 and I gave her a $100 and a $20 so I am guessing 24%?
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      I didn't forget to mention the pie! The story isn't as good when you mention that! I wouldn't pick on you if I didn't love you, Bill!

      Oh yeah, thanks for the pie!

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      Lol
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      Did I mention the temporary banning if I find out who other than Bob had anything to do with the DANCE?
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      I think it was SOMEONE in North Georgia, just not sure who yet!
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