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    1. #21
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      I don't know Jon. An implosion due to the incredibly dense mass of Chucks foot creating a black hole when it hits the wagon, or the Immovable Object (wagon) meets the Unstoppable Force (Chuck), hence creating a universe-ending explosion.



      Either way we're all dead.
      Last edited by CarlC; 02-15-2011 at 06:00 PM.
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    2. #22
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      Quote Originally Posted by Nessumsar View Post
      Actually, if Chuck were to roundhouse the wagon, the universe would implode. I'll have to check the math, but I think thats correct.
      Or at the very least a small black hole would form...
      "A ship in port is safe, but that's not what ships are built for."

      1968 Track Rat Camaro:
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      1971 Chevelle Wagon with a few mods:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBVPR3sRgyU

    3. #23
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      The trim ring will hold her on the road.
      Quote Originally Posted by BonzoHansen View Post
      I read all of this thread. This quote wins.
      AGREED!!! I laughed harder at that than any of the others
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    4. #24
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      Hey the door handles are anti tipping devices! dont worry about the scratch marks!
      Lee Abel
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    5. #25
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      A-Body in motion tends to stay in motion.
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    6. #26
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      Somebody please tint those windows...at least it'd be styling while scrubbing off the tread,lol.
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    7. #27
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      This year at RTTC2, I will be giving roller coaster rides for gas money....hehe

    8. #28
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      This thread is full of win. Chuck Noriis humor. Math Humor. And Carl with his trim ring quote.
      Nick R.
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    9. #29
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      Quote Originally Posted by sik68 View Post
      A-Body in motion tends to stay in motion.
      ^^^^ Newtonian Physics Humor ^^^^
      True T.

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    10. #30
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      Quote Originally Posted by Steve1968LS2 View Post


      DAMN!! That looks like Crass and Bernie are behind the wheel!

      Ken
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    11. #31
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      Thread of the week? I vote thread of the week.

    12. #32
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      Quote Originally Posted by Kenova View Post
      DAMN!! That looks like Crass and Bernie are behind the wheel!

      Ken
      Someone good with photoshop should make that happen

    13. #33
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      Glad you guys are enjoying the pic.. I will try to get a head on shot posted tonight.

      So the build plan appears to be:

      Swap in Currie 9" rear.. it's a new type that lets you run 12/10-bolt type brakes.. this way if you already have brakes and want to move to a 9" you don't have to re-buy them. We will also narrow it up a bit to get a deeper dish in the back.

      Evod/Curtis Speed wheels.. convinced Yancy to move away from the typical three-piece wheels and go more of a "classic" route. Shaun Dove is milling up a set of 18/19 wheels that will have a Magnum 500 look to them.

      Global West bolt on suspension.. Nothing crazy, just tighten up the handling and get the wagon a LOT lower. Again, the idea is to build a cruiser that's perfect for stuff like the Hot Rod Power Tour Long Haul and such.

      New drivetrain.. GMPP system using a stock LS3, 4L60e, and all the goodies.. Oh, and AC

      Still trying to decide on gauges.. the idiot lights just won't do. Also need an inexpensive EFI fuel tank.
      "A ship in port is safe, but that's not what ships are built for."

      1968 Track Rat Camaro:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGHJ5c1yLIo&t=2s

      1971 Chevelle Wagon with a few mods:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBVPR3sRgyU

    14. #34
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      Just don't make it faster than mine...
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    15. #35
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      Quote Originally Posted by kenova View Post
      damn!! That looks like crass and bernie are behind the wheel!

      Ken
      lmao!
      Ed Cooney
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    16. #36
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      That picture is painful to look at.

      Your shutter speed must have been set to a whole minute to create the "illusion of speed" for that car, with those tires, on stock suspension...

      I don't quite believe the .54G reading either, unless you compensated for body-roll by mounting the accelerometer at a 15deg angle.
      Derek Kiefer,
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    17. #37
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      Quote Originally Posted by sik68 View Post
      A-Body in motion tends to stay in motion.
      WIN!

      lol

    18. #38
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      I like the angle of the fuzzy dice!
      Tim

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    19. #39
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      Good laughs! Wagons rock!
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    20. #40
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      Just an update.. we "fixed" the wagon with some parts from Global West (coilover system) Penske (single adjust 7500 shocks) and Wilwood...

      A little less drama now:

      Much flatter in the turns:


      And prettier when parked.. love the EVOD retro-styled wheels (18 front and 19 rear)
      "A ship in port is safe, but that's not what ships are built for."

      1968 Track Rat Camaro:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGHJ5c1yLIo&t=2s

      1971 Chevelle Wagon with a few mods:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBVPR3sRgyU

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