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    1. 08-16-2010 #1
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      Should be Punished

      I felt bad later. Seems like I always seem to get in trouble near the rest rooms.
      (no funny hand signals under the stalls though...)
      So, I'm at the car show Saturday. Corvettes only. Big Big turnout.
      They have sani cans lined up just next to the registration.
      I head over there and take a wiz and as I come out, I notice they have hand washing stations
      there too.
      I go over to one of the stations and notice two older Ladies (older than me) soaping up their hands
      and muttering to themselves while looking all around for the faucet.
      I finish washing and then loudly clap my hands a couple of times. Water flows (while I'm using the foot pump)
      When I'm done, I clap two times and the water stops. I grab a couple of towels and wander off.
      When I get a couple of steps away, I hear "clap clap, clap clap"......I quicken my pace and disappear into the
      crowd. Feel kinda bad now..... I'm gonna be in that shape one of these days but I just couldn't help myself..



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    3. 08-16-2010 #2
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      That's funny as crap !!
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      Quote Originally Posted by dogtag View Post
      I felt bad later. Seems like I always seem to get in trouble near the rest rooms.
      (no funny hand signals under the stalls though...)
      So, I'm at the car show Saturday. Corvettes only. Big Big turnout.
      They have sani cans lined up just next to the registration.
      I head over there and take a wiz and as I come out, I notice they have hand washing stations
      there too.
      I go over to one of the stations and notice two older Ladies (older than me) soaping up their hands
      and muttering to themselves while looking all around for the faucet.
      I finish washing and then loudly clap my hands a couple of times. Water flows (while I'm using the foot pump)
      When I'm done, I clap two times and the water stops. I grab a couple of towels and wander off.
      When I get a couple of steps away, I hear "clap clap, clap clap"......I quicken my pace and disappear into the
      crowd. Feel kinda bad now..... I'm gonna be in that shape one of these days but I just couldn't help myself..

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      Of course no hand signals, if politicans have taught us anything, its a matter of tapping shoes.......


      Anyhow, thats freakin great. Back when i was 17 and working in a grocery store we would get the new people to shake salad dressing(saying it was to keep it fresh), and most of the time the older people would see them and do the same with the dressing they bought.
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      Thats COLD!

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      well done!!!
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      You could have won America's funniest home videos with that!
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      ROFL... I would do the same thing....
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      That is funny!!!!!
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      That is hilarious!! It could only be funnier if I was there watching you at work. I'd be laughing so hard people would think there's something wrong with me .
      I guess this explains your avatar.

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      LMFAO that is hilarious!
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      I just spit my sandwich all over the computer, that was a great one.
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      That is awesome!
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      From now on we will just call you "Clapper"!!!!

      That's typical of the Corvette crowd now. Fat and 55 years of age and UP!!!!
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      I would have been laughing so hard as I walked away, they would have known something was up.
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