SoCal: Time attack tuesdays

[RobNoLimit]

OK, just for fun, i was thinking about this over the weekend. So, you to an autocross and run your car. Are you running hard? Is your car setting good times? Are you a croud pleaser? How do you know?I came up with some ways to be sure, and you guys can add you're own,
1. Does the croud gather to watch you run?
2. Is there a croud around your car in the pit area?
3. Do you leave a cloud of smoke at the start/finish line?
4. Does the announcer cheer you on?
5. Does the announcer heckle you?
6. Do other drivers want to ride in your car?
7. Do spectators want to ride in your car?
8. Do your friends and family NOT want to ride in your car?
9. Does the announcer 'ready' the cone crew as you start a run?
10. Does the announcer name a cone after you?
Any more?

[TCI Engineering]

OK, just for fun, i was thinking about this over the weekend. So, you to an autocross and run your car. Are you running hard? Is your car setting good times? Are you a croud pleaser? How do you know?I came up with some ways to be sure, and you guys can add you're own,
1. Does the croud gather to watch you run?
2. Is there a croud around your car in the pit area?
3. Do you leave a cloud of smoke at the start/finish line?
4. Does the announcer cheer you on?
5. Does the announcer heckle you?
6. Do other drivers want to ride in your car?
7. Do spectators want to ride in your car?
8. Do your friends and family NOT want to ride in your car?
9. Does the announcer 'ready' the cone crew as you start a run?
10. Does the announcer name a cone after you?
Any more?

#10 Can not be topped


-J

[406 Q-ship]

1. Does the croud gather to watch you run?
Snickering rather than to watch
2. Is there a croud around your car in the pit area?
More of the snickering along with some pointing.
3. Do you leave a cloud of smoke at the start/finish line?
Does blue smoke count?
4. Does the announcer cheer you on?
Is that geer or cheer.
5. Does the announcer heckle you?
Until I point the car at the annoucing booth......under that cloud of smoke......hee hee hee
6. Do other drivers want to ride in your car?
To see the improper line.
7. Do spectators want to ride in your car?
Health insurance paid up?
8. Do your friends and family NOT want to ride in your car?
Family isn't allowed in public unsupervised, friends who has friends?
9. Does the announcer 'ready' the cone crew as you start a run?
No, but the cone crew does run for cover.
10. Does the announcer name a cone after you?
They put out a hit on me in the name of the cones.
Any more?

[79-TA]

Well, this week isn't going to happen for me . . . now don't the rest of you start bailing out. I ended up having to work on other people's cars at the cost of neglecting my own for a bit longer.