Best Mechanic Ever.......

[ZuperZport]

My mechanic said he could build me a Pro Touring car that would rival the best out there.

To get started he looked for some donor parts from a variety of sources. Here he is checking to see if this transmission will work for our project:


He immediately bought some supplies that would be needed to make this a corner carver:


Once on the lift he noticed that the alignment was a little off, adjustments were needed:


My mechanic said he had a line on a hot new high tech motor, but I passed on this one after seeing thinking it was a little too small:


He showed me another motor that he thought he could make work, but again I passed as I thought this one would be a little underpowered:


Finally my mechanic located a motor he liked and transported it to his shop:


My mechanic's helper got to work right away making the adjustments needed to get the motor installed:


After hours and years of work the car was done. All that hard work had paid off:


Then I got the bill:


The mechanic I trusted so much had ripped me off. Retribution was in order:




Happy April Fools Day!

[PROTREE]

that was good

[buickfunnycar.com]

big boob blonde bimbo was my favorite part...

[moreHP]

You think the guy that dumped that bentley on its side got fired?!
LOL!

[Takid455]

that Yugo rocks

[69Pony]

The GTO is from Maryland. I see it all the time. Recently, he was trying to sell it w/o much luck. Also heard he pulled one of the chargers off. I remember 3 years ago he trailered it to the big OC Md car cruise and was immediately ticketed for obstructed view. Rumor is he has all the $$ in the car and lives in a double wide in southern MD.

[Ralph LoGrasso]

I've seen some of those before, but nice compilation. Good stuff.