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03-01-2007 #1
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i think something is wrong with me!
my 5 year old daughter just got a new barbie for her birthday. barbie has some need for batteries? no idea what, but the battery compartments are in her upper inner thighs! wha? so i had to spread barbies legs, and remove a screw to insert a battery... twice, each leg. i felt as though iwas violating barbie, i definetly felt like a perv, or something. but you know what.... barbie was kinda hot!!!!!! i found myself getting a warm, tingling feeling. even worse, sometimes my daughter loves to play barbies in mine and my wifes bed. they end up getting forgotten about, and i find them later, after spending who knows how long with a couple a hot blondes(barbies) in my bed. AM I GOING TO HELL? i feel as though a flame proof suit, and a fire extinguisher should be buried with me.
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03-01-2007 #2
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...and i thought i was f##kin' weird.
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Dude, Barbie's thighs aren't the only place where there's a couple screws loose...
I don't think you will go to hell for molesting a Barbie doll, the nuthouse maybe?
Why in the name of all that is holy would you post this on a forum with a couple thousand members?
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Well, you'll be in real trouble if your wife catches you stealing your daughter's barbie dolls and doing nobody wants to know what with them, or if you actually go out and buy your own.
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03-01-2007 #5
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grandma's boy?
03-01-2007 #6
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oh come on , i was just having fun with an awkward situation, why in hell cant barbie have batteries in her back or something. yes my humor is twisted, but i promise it is only humor and done only to get a reaction!
03-01-2007 #7
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I'm getting lathered up up just reading this stuff .......that Barbie.....what a tease.....
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Maybe this one should be locked, LOL.
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03-01-2007 #9
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Originally Posted by 71dusterdan
my 5 year old daughter just got a new barbie for her birthday. barbie has some need for batteries? no idea what, but the battery compartments are in her upper inner thighs! wha? so i had to spread barbies legs, and remove a screw to insert a battery... twice, each leg. i felt as though iwas violating barbie, i definetly felt like a perv, or something. but you know what.... barbie was kinda hot!!!!!! i found myself getting a warm, tingling feeling. even worse, sometimes my daughter loves to play barbies in mine and my wifes bed. they end up getting forgotten about, and i find them later, after spending who knows how long with a couple a hot blondes(barbies) in my bed. AM I GOING TO HELL? i feel as though a flame proof suit, and a fire extinguisher should be buried with me.
Dan
03-01-2007 #10
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I think you would have cause for concern if you had similar feelings for Ken.
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LMAO! Dan, are you stoned or something!?!? LOL! Barbie is such a freakin' tease!
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thanks for the laugh
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And he will probably be in my garage one of these days.
Things like that happen in this part of the country, were used to more around here ,LOL
I'll call and see if he has put Barbie down and picked up a beer or something like a wrench or tool, did I say tool? Maybe that's where it started
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This was good for a laugh on a Friday afternoon! You all crack me up.
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C'mon its not that weird,
unless it's a 5ft doll...
03-02-2007 #17
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Ya know, when friends are friends and the others need help sometimes it means being right there with them and I think that's where it goes way wrong sometimes
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I dunno.....I can't eat....I can't sleep....I'm terrible depressed.....Somehow I've just got this horrible nagging feeling that Barbie........ the girl I've loved all my life...... that her boobs aren't real......
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I have a 6 y/o daughter. right there with ya. The wife and I have made similar jokes. Very funny fro a Friday afternoon!
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what barbies boobs are not real....???????? somebody better tell me the truth, they are real, or i will start slicing my wrist open with a spork. i will bleed out and die and jim nilsen will be stuck with a 1/2 finished duster with a cage that cant be certified! say i wont!
JOEY H. are you questioning my sexual preference,ken, hell no!!! now gi joe maybe.
speaking of gijoe, the greatest tv commercials ever were the ones nissan put out, with barbie, ken, and gi joe. gi joe cruises over to barbie and kens house in a remote controlled 300z, and barbie runs off to gi joes z car and leaves ken high and dry. i bought a nissan suv just because of that commercial. gi joe was so cool!!!!!! I wasnt allowed to have one, probably explains alot of things now. Dan
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