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02-05-2007 #1
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Monday Funny . . .
Army Issue . . .
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina honest-to-goodness mountain man, was drafted by the US Army. On his first day of Basic Training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On the second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon, the Army unceremoniously yanked out seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued Herman a jockstrap and have been looking for him for 51 years!!
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02-05-2007 #2
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haha I can't blame him.
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Lol!
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So THAT'S why grandpa said never go to the Army!!
that was too funny.Nick R.
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