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    1. #1
      Join Date
      Jan 2005
      Location
      Boonville, Missouri
      Posts
      924

      Mother-In-Law Joke - Good funny!

      A man, his wife, and annoying mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem.
      While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told
      them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in
      the
      Holy Land for $150.

      The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

      The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150.

      The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days
      later he rose from the dead.

      I just can't take that chance."





    2. #2
      Join Date
      Dec 2004
      Location
      North Jersey
      Posts
      983
      Nice!
      Steve Ragusa - North Jersey
      2006 Infiniti G35x
      Former Build - 1988 Monte Carlo SS - ZZ4-cammed TPI 355, F-body serpentine conversion, World-Class 5-speed, Eibachs/Bilsteins, Howe tall LBJs, 34mm hollow front swaybar, 3/4" straight rear bar, 17" Coys C55s, 12" front discs, and more. Sold on 2/28/11.

    3. #3
      Join Date
      Aug 2004
      Location
      OK
      Posts
      767
      that is funny

    4. #4
      Join Date
      Sep 2004
      Location
      Santee, CA (San Diego County)
      Posts
      297
      an oldie but a goodie
      Alcino Manuel Azevedo
      76 Mustang II Cobra II
      Featured in April 2006 Popular Hot Rodding

    5. #5
      Join Date
      Jul 2001
      Location
      Detroit, Michigan
      Posts
      6,854
      Country Flag: United States
      Classic!
      1968 Pro-Touring Camaro LS1

      Project: Next Year
      - Start date; June '01
      - Completion; Sometime next year or the year after.....

    6. #6
      Join Date
      Aug 2004
      Location
      Ontario, Canada
      Posts
      2,314
      Country Flag: Canada
      I'd spend the big money!!!
      Ken
      If there is a hard way to do something, I'll find it!
      My other car is a Vega.




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