Positive Attitude!

[shmoov69]

Late in the night, when he regained consciousness, an Army helicopter pilot found himself in the hospital,

agonizing in pain.
He was in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing
mask, wires monitoring every function, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.
He realized that he was in
a life-threatening situation.
The nurse gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes, then spoke to him
slowly and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable,
"You may not feel anything from the waist down."


Somehow he managed to reply, "Can I feel your boobs, then?"


AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS A POSITIVE ATTITUDE !