Project Mayhem Strikes Again

[Vicinity]

Water in the oil, loss of compression. What I assume is only a head gasket, I just decided to take both off and regasket them. I'm starting to think the car is trying to tell me it hates me. It sure has earned it's name.

If it turns out that the gasket doesn't cure the issue, I'll have to assume its a cracked head or block, in which case, I'm going down the street and picking up an LQ 6.0 for 1100 dollars with 99k on it.