Too much attention?

[TheJDMan]

I usually have this problem when I'm not even in my car. I could be walking around in the Mall and suddenly notice that there is a group of people following me taking pictures with their cell phones. I often have people name their children after me too...people I don't even know. It's really awkward. Not a day goes by when I'm not asked to be someone's Godfather, marriage proposals, or some guy offering up his amazingly hot daughter so my superior genes can be passed down to his grandchildren. It's really getting tiresome...I don't know what to do.



Just yesterday I got a letter in the mail; some town in South Dakota is naming a Grade School after me.

.......I've never even been to South Dakota.

Ahh! The most interesting man in the world, save me a Dos Equis!