Free Wheels Contest!

[Tony_SS]

If I'm the only one to send you wheels, will you use them by default? I have an idea that involves using cheese wheels.



Seriously.

You wont be the only one to enter this contest. Everyone wants a chance to win Free advertisement on my 1983 Malibu Wagon. Cheese wheels are not correct to the specifications.

I swear, you'd think people would read the rules and requirements before entering a contest - but all they care about is the Free publicity on my 1983 Malibu Wagon. Maybe it's to be expected - but I would really like a nice looking, well designed quality set of wheels for entries. Please enter to win. Thank you.

[DarkBuddha]

You wont be the only one to enter this contest. Everyone wants a chance to win Free advertisement on my 1983 Malibu Wagon. Cheese wheels are not correct to the specifications.

I swear, you'd think people would read the rules and requirements before entering a contest

Settle down Beavis... I read the requirements:

17x8 and 17x9.5 with a bs of 4.5/5".

No problem here... I can make cheese wheels upto 30" diameter and 10" width. Offsets are fully customized.

But listen up. I have make something clear. I didn't create this contest to get a bunch of crap. Don't send me your Basset wheels. I want Forgelines. And Rushforths. I want the best wheels out there - ok?

I will not send you Bassets. And I can customize my cheese wheels to be of similar design to Forgelines or Rushforths, but as my cheese wheels will literally be one-offs, hand carved for this contest specifically, they will automatically be more valuable and infinitely more impressive than any old made-by-machine, forged, waterjet cut crap.

I demand an apology for your impertinence. If I do not receive the apology I will protest by not entering the contest. That would be unfortunate for both of us as I will have to search for some other dupe to wear them on their car, and you will have to suffer with having crappy Forgelines or Rushforths ruining the image of your pride and joy '83 Malibu wagon. And that would be sad.

[Tony_SS]

I am so sorry. I just can't believe I'd be receiving cheese wheels. I thought I would be receiving the finest wheels the market had to offer. I just don't understand it all. Or maybe I do - and just wanted the best free wheels I could get.

[DarkBuddha]

I am so sorry. I just can't believe I'd be receiving cheese wheels. I thought I would be receiving the finest wheels the market had to offer. I just don't understand it all. Or maybe I do - and just wanted the best free wheels I could get.

WTF?!?!!! Are you implying my cheese wheels are not the finest wheels in the world?!?!!! They have features other wheels cannot even attempt to compare to the versatility and function of my cheese wheels! Forget that they're round and roll... mine are aromatic and edible! Can't do that with Rushforths or Forgelines! Think about it... when you're sitting at the car show and you want a snack but can't leave your oh-so-valuable '83 Malibu wagon ('cause some greasy handed idgit might mar the patina), you just pull a chunk off the right rear and get your munch on.

But you know what, I'm out. You can have your Forgelines... Rushforths... pffffttt... good luck with that.

[Tony_SS]

Yeah. So anyway, just run em on your XR42RS56.

This stinks having to deal with you kooks and cheese wheels. Forget it. I'll just buy a set.

/contest.

[critter]

Points given for creativity and irony. Nicely done.

[Nessumsar]

This stinks having to deal with you kooks and cheese wheels. Forget it. I'll just buy a set.

/contest.

And I was about to send you a set! Your loss I guess...

[Derek69SS]

Contest over? Please return my Teddy Bear wheels when they arrive. I'm so disappointed.

[Larry Callahan]

How about?

[Nessumsar]

Holly crap Larry! Who makes those? It would almost be worth it to have a set.

[BonzoHansen]

that is wrong on so many levels

[jocko124]

I was wondering where the expression "I was balls deep in that pothole" came from! Now I know!!

[DarkBuddha]

Yeah. So anyway, just run em on your XR42RS56.

No, no... I'm going to run them on my pro-tempura'd Mustang, as seen in this ultra-professional 3D rendering:

[Nessumsar]

^^^^^^ Best thing I've seen all week! hahaaha

[TonyHuntimer]

How about?

LOL! Larry, you beat me to it!

This is a great thread! I needed a good laugh.

Tony Huntimer
RaceHome.com

[mc84_zz4]

Tony,
I am submitting an entry in digital fashion for your consideration.
https://www.pro-touring.com/showthre...eforged-torque
This new entry format can dramatically speed up the submission process, by shortening delivery times, etc.
Should I win the contest, you can show those wheels digitally on the 83 Malibu wagon, and give me credit for the idea.
I appreciate the opportunity to compete in this groundbreaking new contest style.
Best regards.

BTW, those cheese wheels may have some strong marketing opportunities in the Wisconsin region.
if the Malibu is green, you got it made! even merchandising opportunities, etc.

[shmoov69]

Ok.......I gotta know, what vehicle were the pecker wheels on?!!!

I know it wasn't a "Donk".........maybe a new trend....."Dong"!!!
I can hear it now, "yo, check that box all dong'd out"!!!

[mc84_zz4]

Found a truck version of the wheels, the image has 'Johnsons Nine' in the name.
But I could not find the wheel brand, or any reference for that matter on the site stamped on the pic...