Need Help Pranking Friend

[70fireturd]

My buddy needs to be taken down a notch so I was thinking about jumping a wire from his horn to lights. The beautiful thing is that he will most likely be out and about before he needs his lights. He will have no choice but to drive back home with his horn on. I figured the easiest way to do so would be to jump the wires at the relays. Any ideas or good pranks. Oh he has a 1991 nissian 300zx.

[LateNight72]

A thick zip tie attached to the driveshaft is a classic. Though he'll instantly know.

[go-fish]

Stuff his tailpipe full of kazoo's.

[Pro Stock]

Put a dead fish under the spare tire in his trunk and the place one under his back seat, when it starts to smell really bad he will find one of them and think that he has the problem fixed. Fill one of his tires with fix-a-flat at a time that you know that the car will sit overnight, the solution thickens and settles at the bottom of the tire and causes an imbalance. If you don't want to involve his car one great thing you can do is to silicone either his bedroom or hotel room door shut shortly after you know that he is down for the night, just run a bead of it down the corner where the door and the door stop meet, it is dang near impossible to get the door open without some help from the outside.

Dale

[toxicz28]

Either of these could get you an assault charge, so use at your own risk. Pour nair in his shampoo bottle. Ex-lax cookies.

[70fireturd]

you guys are vicious but I like the input

[shmoov69]

Catfish bait (liver) on the cat convertor. Sardines in the cowl vent. I've taped whistles to the exhaust tip. Clear packing tape to various parts of the car. I do like the silicone idea, never heard of that.

[MonzaRacer]

packing suran wrap his car.

[Olav]

Paper inside one spark plug boot

[PROTREE]

i have done dead crab under seat, grease on wipers, grease under door handle

[wmhjr]

My buddy needs to be taken down a notch so I was thinking about jumping a wire from his horn to lights. The beautiful thing is that he will most likely be out and about before he needs his lights. He will have no choice but to drive back home with his horn on. I figured the easiest way to do so would be to jump the wires at the relays. Any ideas or good pranks. Oh he has a 1991 nissian 300zx.

You'll burn out the horn relays most likely if you do that I think.

Ask me how I know Younger time - youthful indescretions

[MonzaRacer]

used to be you could buy the fireworks that hook to spark plug wires but I dont see them anymore.

[ProdigyCustoms]

All these smelly pranks can cause permanent odors. It goes beyond funny when it ruins something.

I had a friend buy another friends car (court ordered judgement for the value of the car) for throwing a duck in a friends car. Know what a duck does when it is confined? Projectile squirts!

I like your headlight / horn. Scare the hell out of him and take him 15 minutes to figure out

[MonzaRacer]

Oh yeah try using a graphite pencil and trace a couple of his plugs, or distributor cap terminals.
real mean is to disconnect shift linkage or battery terminals.
guppies in bag under seat, it will sneak up.
Also any type of stinkum from hunting shop, pour it down the vents as base of windshield lasts for long time.
Motor oil on tires then get them mad. They take off and burn out or slip bad.

[MonzaRacer]

All these smelly pranks can cause permanent odors. It goes beyond funny when it ruins something.

I had a friend buy another friends car (court ordered judgement for the value of the car) for throwing a duck in a friends car. Know what a duck does when it is confined? Projectile squirts!

I like your headlight / horn. Scare the hell out of him and take him 15 minutes to figure out

sounds more like a revenge option!

[brans72]

what about sticking wheel weights on the driveshaft or zip tieing a rubber love to tailpipe so when he cranks it up blam.

[jake8092]

Side cutters to the valve stems is a sneaky little fella too, cheap to fix but really inconvenient!

[Jim Nilsen]

I had a tire once that was constantly going low slowly. I kept putting air in it every couple of days. after a month of putting off getting it in to take off the wheel to see where the leak was at, there were no signs of any nails or anything when you got it wet.

When the guy who was going to take it off and remount it to see if it was the rim he found that the valve core was loose and not all the way in, he turned it about 2 turns in and it stopped the leak.

I don't recommend doing anything that will make a car unsafe or make it smell bad and stuff like that, but if he is anal about tire pressure like I am he will never get to the unsafe part of it more than likely.

I like the wire tie on the drive shaft because it only make noise and will just remove paint at the worst in a spot you can touch up easily and it will make him have to get dirty to look.

The best one I know of to take someone down for a bunch of laughs and have everyone including strangers is this.

My brother would always fall asleep at friends houses and other places and wore a hat. My friend put a note on his hat one day he fell asleep at a friends that read,

" MY NAME IS BILLY AND I LOST MY MOMMY"

All day long people looked at him and laughed or would ask him if he had found his MOMMY or would tell him " I hope you find your MOMMY", LOL. My brother kept telling my friend that people were sure acting strange and wondered why they were asking him about his MOMMY. At the end of the day my brother took off his hat and saw the note.LOL

I think we all got more laughs out of that and it never hurt anything or anyone, even though my brother would have thought otherwise. I still laugh my ass off when I think about it and hear my brother cussing up a storm about it.

You could get him a special bumper sticker for a day!!!

[LateNight72]

All these smelly pranks can cause permanent odors. It goes beyond funny when it ruins something

Agreed. Pranks with damage, whether physical or smells, aint cool..

[mc84_zz4]

I would rather mess with his home than the car, you can have me clean the house, ha, ha!, but mess with the car and it's personal.
That being said, here are a few:
- unscrew all lightbulbs
- saran-wrap the toilet, put seat back down...
- cream on toilet seat
- put sand between the sheets on bed
- short-sheet the bed
- remove all labels from all cans in pantry
- KY on phone earpiece, door knobs, fridge handle, etc
- put car on blocks just 1/2" off the ground
- axle grease on the wiper blades

This one is with your judgement: get some Valerian Root capsules at health food store, open/pour 1-2 capsules onto a small paper plate, put it UNDER the refrigerator, or even in the defrost tray in the bottom of the fridge if it has one.
It smells like dog-drool and toe-cheese, REALLY disgusting. Do NOT put some down the cowl on a car, it will ruin the car, and it gets musky in humid areas, it's the gift that keeps on giving... :