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    1. #1
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      Dec 2009
      Location
      Riverside, California
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      A Chuckle To Go With Your Coffee

      A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life.

      A huge heart, covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe.

      Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.


      At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter. With all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm so sorry, I was just thinking of my
      own funeral.........I'm a gynecologist!"





      The proctologist sitting behind him fainted.

      Frank the Crank
      "You could eat lunch between those shifts!"
      www.amberlightgarage.com


    2. #2
      Join Date
      Aug 2004
      Location
      Rustburg, Virginia
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      3,436
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      Lol
      1970 RS/SS350 139K on the clock:
      89 TPI motor w/ 1pc rear seal coupled to a Viper T56 via Mcleod's modular bellhousing w/ hydraulic T/O bearing from the Viper, 12 bolt rear w/ 3.73 gearing, SC&C upper control arms, factory lowers with Delalums, C5 brakes at all four corners, Front Wheels 17x8's with Sumi 255/40/17 and Rear Wheels 17x9's with Sumi 275/40/17.
      Brief description of the work done so far can be found here: http://www.nastyz28.com/forum/showthread.php?t=112454



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