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02-19-2010 #1
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AWOL Antics
Here is some Friday night laughter for you:
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please sister, may I hide under your skirt.. I am in danger. I'll explain later.'
The nun agreed and the soldier ducked under her floor length skirt...
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, 'Sister, did you see a soldier go by here?'
The nun replied, 'He went that way..' and pointed in the opposite direction.
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, the thing is, I don't want to go to Iraq.'
The nun said, 'I understand completely.'
The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not being rude, but I couldn't help notice that you have a great pair of legs!'
The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls.....I don't want to go to Iraq either!'
Have a great weekend!
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02-19-2010 #2
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02-19-2010 #3
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I think he threw up in his mouth a little!
02-20-2010 #4
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Eeeewwwwwww!
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