A Good Husband

[Roger M]

A Good Husband
> >
> > Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's party.
> >
> > Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at
> > all.
> >
> > He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.
> >
> >
> > As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
> >
> >
> > Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first
> > thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side
> > table.
> >
> > And, next to them, a single red rose!!
> >
> > Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
> >
> > He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly
> > clean.
> >
> > So is the rest of the house.
> >
> > He takes the aspirins,
> > cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom
> > mirror..
> >
> >
> >
> > Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red
> > with
> > little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
> >
> > 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you
> > your favorite dinner tonight.
> > I love you, darling! Love, Jillian'
> >
> > He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot
> > breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.
> >
> > His 16 year old son is also at the table, eating.
> > Jack asks, 'Son,what happened last night?'
> >
> > 'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and
> > out of your mind and you fell over the coffee table and broke it,
> >
> > and then you puked in the hallway,
> >
> > and got that black eye when you ran into the door.'
> >
> >
> > Confused, he asked his son,
> > 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean?
> > I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??'
> >
> > His son replies,
> > 'Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
> > and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,
> >
> > 'Leave me alone bitch, I'm married!!'
> >
> > Broken Coffee Table $239.99
> > Hot Breakfast $4.20
> > Two Aspirins $.38
> >
> > Saying the right thing, at the right time:
> > PRICELESS

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