KaleCo Auto Website

[MilesSpeed]

Test your friends...



www.kalecoauto.com

this website is hilarious!


Some examples...

Lowering Kit: 4-pc nail set
Some people spend hundreds - even thousands merely to lower their car! Some people even cut their springs - that is the wrong way to lower a car! Why bother with different bolt sizes and components, when KaleCoAuto's do-it-yourself lowering kit is a mere four piece kit! Installs in minutes, just insert one per tire and you'll be the envy of every lowrider in town! Now available in standard, chrome, and gold.

Polishing Pads - With wear indicator
Within every pad, are a series of metal spikes. When the pad is worn out, the foam breaks down, then the metal spines penetrate the cloth, and leave a visual indication on your vehicle, so you know when it's time to replace the pad! Compatible with any common buffer, or can also be used by hand.

Spark Plugs - block spark
Spark plugs are often misunderstood by most people. A spark plug's name is quite literal. They are designed to plug the line - and suppress any spark that may come through. Of course, you know what happens if a spark finds an open fuel source!! That could get ugly! KaleCoAuto extra retardant plugs block 99% of spark, and allow 95% of ignition molecules to pass through. That's 25% more than the competition, and unlike the competition, KaleCoAuto plugs never need cleaning.


Sorry if this is a re-post!

[Larry Callahan]

Too funny!!!

I think I need to order some Elbow Grease!

[Kenova]

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm gettin' a Round Tuit !
I'd buy a tampon dispenser for the wifes ride, but it's a little late in life.

Ken

[One Off Customs]

wow some people have to much time on their hands. im thinking the tank conversion for the 50 suburban im working on!

and so how did you come across this liz?? bored at work?

[Randy67]

I need to get one of these:
http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main...products_id=28

I especially like the return policy on this part.

[MilesSpeed]

I've known about this site for quite a while, it seems to randomly pop back into my life and this time around I thought I'd share

[Ron L]

When the forums were active on their old site people would log on and ask serious automotive questions since they thought it was a real automotive helper site, I guess by way of search engine. The "helpful" responses from the members were hilarious. I wish I had saved some of those threads.

[BossaNova]

Does anyone know the structure of an "ignition molecule"?
Just curious.

[trapin]

Brass Balls at long last. Thank you Liz. Now I'll never be teased again.