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03-01-2005 #1
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State Patrol Joke
Someone sent me the following today and I thought I would pass it on.
Allen, here is your chance...
A Georgia State Patrolman stopped a speeder on I-95 two miles south of the Ga/S.C. line. When he asked the driver what the hurry was, the guy explained that he was a juggler and was on the way to the Shrine Circus in Savannah to perform. The officer told the guy that if the speeder would do a little juggling for him, he would just give him a warning. The driver said sure, but he had sent his equipment ahead early and had nothing to juggle. The officer said he had some flares in the trunk of the patrol car. He got three flares, lit them and handed them to the driver. As the juggler was doing his "mini performance" another car pulled up behind the patrol car. A drunk good ole boy from S.C. got out and watched the show briefly. Then he went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The officer observed him and went to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he was doing. The drunk replied, "You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there is no way in hell I will ever pass that test!"
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haha that was a funny one.
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That's pretty good.
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Ummm.... Was that what the police report said Bill? And how many times have you told this experience to others?
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The names have been changed to protect the innocent!
Originally Posted by zbugger
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LOL LOL!!!
An ya'll think us Ga. boy's got no sence of hummer's
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