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10-08-2007 #1
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Old Folk Sayings
What are some phases Old folks say, like
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happier than a puppy with two peters
shaking like a dog shi%%ing peach pitts
if i had a head like that and it didnt hurt id be worried
Im from the south so most of the ones I know contain vulgarities and/or dont make sense. I still think they're funny as hell.
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My grandfather used to say "Don't quit a job or a girlfriend until you find another".
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"We get so soon old yet so late smart"
"Don't leave the key in the chuck!!"Nick R.
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Cows are laying down=fish are not biting!
Tarapin (turtle) crossing road, going to rain at that spot today.
Spent my youth in search of money, spend my money now in search of youth(health).Bill
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"Tighter than a bull's ass in the spring!" I don't get it but I like it.
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"Your ass will pucker so tight it'll pop the head off a penny nail"
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My grandpa always used to ask kids "if they wanted a ring with a doggie on it?" They always said "yeah!" Then he told them to "go and lift that doggies tail over there and stick thier finger......" LOL!
"I've been busier than a cat covering up ***** on a marble floor"
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my pops would always say:
"tighter than a tick's tw*t"
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"shakin like a dog sh*ttin razor blades"
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"busier that a cat coverin sh*t on a frozen pond"
funny thing is I never knew what the first one meant till I was older...lol2011 GMC Yukon XL - 24's, buncha Escalade parts
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....Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest....
....Busier than a one armed wall paper hanger.....Bill
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its raining harder than a 2 peckerd billygoat pissing on a flat rock..
gram always used..when growing up they didnt have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of..lol or there house was so small you couldnt swing a cat ..Darrin Stalnecker
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"Hotter than a three dollar pistol"
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"No use looking up a dead horses a$$"
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My grandfather was a trip!
"faster than a cat can lick its ass..tail up..tongue out!
He would tell me this kind of stuff when I was like 9 or 10 years old
and always loooked at me with a straight face.Yeah..Iam warped!
lol...
I miss that old dude!
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these are hilarious...keep em coming
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Grandfather always said " What can you expect from pigs but grunts"....for all those **** talkers...
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My Pop says "A dollar short and a day late" a lot. My friend's dad would say, "Never skip an opportunity to take a piss or have a cup of coffee". Sage advice indeed!
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Sweatin' like a hooker in church
Colder than a witch's tit in a brass braEric
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. . ."face down in the snow" [Jim from 'Bull Run']
Originally Posted by va72mlibu
Nick R.
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more nervous than a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
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the all time favorite for me..
SMATTERCHEW?!
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