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    1. #1
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      Southern Girl...

      This guy has been selling fenders to taillights saying they are from smoke free cars. I thought that was funny until I saw this....

      http://cgi.ebay.com/Corona-Extra-Bee...spagenameZWDVW
      http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v4.../forum%20pics/


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    2. #2
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      I don't get it????????????

      Quote from the listing:

      "Now honestly guys, wouldn't you like to put your tool in my box?"
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      Rob Stevens

    3. #3
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      That guy can find some trailer park girls now! He has used a bunch of different ones, and actually, a couple, not this one, were actually not to bad.

    4. #4
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      Nice um.....brastuffers though.
      True T.

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    5. #5
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      I am guessing when he wrote this he had just drank the 12 Coronas.
      http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v4.../forum%20pics/


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    6. #6
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      I would nail her with my hammer
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    7. #7
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      id smack her with a wet mop..

    8. #8
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      david come on shes not hot.. i wouldnt touch her with a 10 foot pole lol
      Matt

    9. #9
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      Not only would I not touch her I would stand about 15 feet away with a hose and try to wash the ugly off.
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    10. #10
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      Oh, now I get it... You buy the box to put over her head and then go to town.....
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      Rob Stevens

    11. #11
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      Quote Originally Posted by Damn True
      Nice um.....brastuffers though.
      I would rather have a thin chick with no tees then a fat one with big ones! Now, if you can find a thin one with big...............................

    12. #12
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      And y'all are married to super models....

    13. #13
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      lol I think we need more women on PT.com
      -David

    14. #14
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      Quote Originally Posted by ProdigyCustoms
      I would rather have a thin chick with no tees then a fat one with big ones! Now, if you can find a thin one with big...............................

      Yeah but you need the big ones to do the motorboat
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    15. #15
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      Everybody needs some lovin.
      Mike

    16. #16
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      Quote Originally Posted by F70t/a
      lol I think we need more women on PT.com
      This thread is so enlightening. Ugh....



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      Great. Now you've scared off Theresa. Just another sign that the end of the world is near...
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    18. #18
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      man if you guys think she is ugly, you have never been in a trailer park. She is far from ugly. I don't find her attractive but I sure as hell don;t think she's ugly.

      although the I'd hit her with a wet mop line is funny.
      Trey

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    19. #19
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      Quote Originally Posted by EFI69Cam
      And y'all are married to super models....
      Agreed...

      The chick in the corona add is the type that has the house cleaned, dishes done, laundry folded, and your breakfast cooked the next morning. Super models may be nice to look at but only have a limited amount of usefullness when they cant comprehend how to operate anything other than a mirror.

      (Ok, the mop statement was in fact funny.)
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    20. #20
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      Quote Originally Posted by Venomous Type
      id smack her with a wet mop..
      Jimmy

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