New (good looking) guy

[zbugger]

I like that last sentence..You could say twice as much with half as many words if you weren't trying to impress everyone. You need to be on the What happens in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas Commercial..We could all have virtually any woman we want if we set our sights as low as you have..ie the little elderly ladies that call you the Greek God...heard your favorite pick up line is "take out those false teeth mama, cause I'm gonna suck your gums".. I start off a project with a better car than you wind up with. At least a wanna be has aspirations of greatness. Put some big dog balls or some utters under the back bumper of that El Camino cow look alike where we can tell if it's a bull or a cow.

Oh... My... God... That is truly some of the funniest **** I've read in a looooong time!!!!