Wedding Crashers

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yeah i just recently got out of a psycho clingy readheaded nympho relationship right before I went to see that movie. she actually said stuff like "dont you ever leave me...because id finnnnd youuuu".

It was a lot of fun for about a month, yes. Then i went to college and REALLY SUCKED.

"no baby i cant come home on a wednesday night. baby ive got class at 8 am thursday. yes, i could leave at 3 am and make it but im not going to do that. no, i do love you, but i also have a human need to sleep."

avoid those kinds of girls at all costs, no matter how hot they are.