Cuda at SEMA

[Bob Johnson]

I could have done it a lot quicker, but my lawyers wanted too much to get this disclaimer written so I had to get a planning and zoning commissioner to draw it up for me... you know how those pr*cks are..only get them to act if you want a piece of property rezoned or something and pay them under the table..plus I was trying real hard not to step on anyones toes..

[Bob Johnson]

I didn't see Foose but every other builder that saw it went nuts over it. I guess the best compliment came from Bobby Alloway who looked me straight in the eye and said..I just couldn't start to build that car. Alan is just way out front..I can't even imagine some of the stuff that he has done here. Ken, owner of the black Challenger Bobby built was with him and he echoed Bobby's praise. Pinkee, Barry Lobeck, Tim Strange, Paul Atkins,Steve Moal,Bruce Canepa,Bruce Myers,Mike Stavesky,Dan Webb,Steve Strope,Jerry Covington,Jack Trepanier,Mike Bluett,Greg Selvidge,Wayne Davis, Roy Brizio,Royce Glader,Steve Saleen,Danny Steve Frisbee,Bones Noteboom,Rick Dore,Danny Panoz,George Poteet,Year One Crew,Charlie Lillard, Ring Bros. Cimbanin Bros. just to name a few..Jim Rizzo gave me a special compliment..he is with Super Chevy magazine, was editor of Rod and Custom, editor of one of the truck magazines and has been around a long time and really knows his cars..he looked at me and said.. Bob, this is the nicest car I have ever seen in my life..

[Doug Cooper]

I hate to hit and run, but I just got a call I have to go pick up the boys from POKER.

I'll come back on later to see where this thread is headed?

Maybe Bob will turn it in the direction of the CUDA! Doug

[Bob Johnson]

I hate to hit and run, but I just got a call I have to go pick up the boys from POKER.

I'll come back on later to see where this thread is headed?

Maybe Bob will turn it in the direction of the CUDA! Doug

gonna start a new TV series..Father Knows Best.2006..Doug Cooper & Family. Father with humpteen cars, living in multi multi million $$$ neighborhood, cranking, revving ,testing, bad as* cars up and down the yellow brick roads of Syoset N. Y.,and his red carpeted street. His high rolling neighbors having heart attacks, writing the low life planning and zoning people,(no inference to a member on this site) Doug paying them off to keep from getting cited..Carrying his kids to poker tournaments where they can gamble to help pay for their new fangled rides..Dougey doing burnouts at the local car shows..his kids showing amazement.. He doesn't drink a drop, no cussing, no womanizing etc..that's why I hang with him..I can do more of the above to make up for his share..Plus he can get you in anywhere,bull crap his way by any obstacle, con the security people, get deals on most anything..best disposition and most polite, quiet New Yorker on the planet..

[Bob Johnson]

He should have talked him into giving him the bike for free! Maybe not to keep just to ride til he outgrows it then he will give it back.

As far as being Jewish "Yes I'm one of the chosen people" And no I don't mind being called "Jew" It's my heritage and my religion {I'm not religous but I am proud} not a derogatory slang like REDNECK. So no I don't mind it unless you are using it like REDNECK! {LOL}

Now how could you even think I would be using it like a redneck. I'm a polished red neck like Foxworthy..just haven't got the money he does. No one should be ashamed of their heritage..If they are, they have a serious problem. I've got Polish friends that loved a good polish joke more than anything..by the way did you hear the one ......

[Doug Cooper]

gonna start a new TV series..Father Knows Best.2006..Doug Cooper & Family. Father with humpteen cars, living in multi multi million $$$ neighborhood, cranking, revving ,testing, bad as* cars up and down the yellow brick roads of Syoset N. Y.,and his red carpeted street. His high rolling neighbors having heart attacks, writing the low life planning and zoning people,(no inference to a member on this site) Doug paying them off to keep from getting cited..Carrying his kids to poker tournaments where they can gamble to help pay for their new fangled rides..Dougey doing burnouts at the local car shows..his kids showing amazement.. He doesn't drink a drop, no cussing, no womanizing etc..that's why I hang with him..I can do more of the above to make up for his share..Plus he can get you in anywhere,bull crap his way by any obstacle, con the security people, get deals on most anything..best disposition and most polite, quiet New Yorker on the planet..

That TV show sounds great, can you hook me up with the people that produced Barrett-Jackson Car Search... do you think they might be interested?
I even do burnouts in my own driveway... prior to a re-pave neighbors think somethings on fire??????

Great story line Bob. We've got to work you into the plot, related through marriage [the redneck way] You married my brothers first wife..ha ha ha LOL!

[Doug Cooper]

Now how could you even think I would be using it like a redneck. I'm a polished red neck like Foxworthy..just haven't got the money he does. No one should be ashamed of their heritage..If they are, they have a serious problem. I've got Polish friends that loved a good polish joke more than anything..by the way did you hear the one ......

Read it again I wasn't saying you were using it that way. I was using redneck that way. That was the joke.

[Bill Howell]

He doesn't drink a drop, no cussing, no womanizing etc..that's why I hang with him..I can do more of the above to make up for his share..Plus he can get you in anywhere,bull crap his way by any obstacle, con the security people, get deals on most anything..best disposition and most polite, quiet New Yorker on the planet..

Why would he be hanging with you is the big question here. So he can say he has friends in low places?
Doug, please fill us in! lol
Oh, and no polish jokes, our censors are getting too much overtime as it is...... Irish jokes are fine, I are one. Blonde jokes are fine too, I can use them on Melinda.

[Bob Johnson]

You know the story on the production company. Speed wasn't very happy with them as you know I wasn't.

[Bob Johnson]

Read it again I wasn't saying you were using it that way. I was using redneck that way. That was the joke.

I know..a joke answer to a joke

[Bob Johnson]

That TV show sounds great, can you hook me up with the people that produced Barrett-Jackson Car Search... do you think they might be interested?
I even do burnouts in my own driveway... prior to a re-pave neighbors think somethings on fire??????

Great story line Bob. We've got to work you into the plot, related through marriage [the redneck way] You married my brothers first wife..ha ha ha LOL!

you're the super rich version of the Palm Springs guy that cops stole his Imperial..That dude is halarious...I'm not saying Dougie lives in a snooty neighborhood, but the covenants disallow parking any vehicle anywhere in front of or on your property in public view unless it has a wholesale value of over $100K.

[Bob Johnson]

Why would he be hanging with you is the big question here. So he can say he has friends in low places?
Doug, please fill us in! lol
Oh, and no polish jokes, our censors are getting too much overtime as it is...... Irish jokes are fine, I are one. Blonde jokes are fine too, I can use them on Melinda.

How about the one about the Rabbi and the Priest looking at the young kids playing during recess?

[Bill Howell]

Was it a Blonde Rabbi and an Irish Priest???

[Bob Johnson]

I PMd you..

[Bob Johnson]

You'd never guess it but every house I ever had won yard of the month more than any other in my neighborhood. I've always tried to make sure my property was spotless. I wanted my property to bring value of the neighborhood up, not down. I've always respected my neighbors, and have been friends with all of them. That took some doing since I lived in a pretty snooty neighborhood for 20 years before moving to the country 6 years ago. I still keep my property nice even though I have 43 acres to keep up..or should I say my good ol full time Mexican Yardman/helper around here..and I'm not talking about Jon..no ethnic group or nationality will claim him..Rumor is he's Junior Sample's illigimate son..

[KILLER06MUSTANG]

In my opinion i think that alan needs some days off. Preferable today, tommorow and maybe thursday morning. so that my daddy doesn't leave me in new york to go to alabama just to hear the dam car, and if he does go to hear the car run well i wanna hear it 2!!!!! dad this is a plea to you not to leave me home

[Doug Cooper]

Why would he be hanging with you is the big question here. So he can say he has friends in low places?
Doug, please fill us in! lol

Bill I was introduced to Bob indirectly [funny story ask Bob] through Alan Johnson. After hangin around him for awhile [instantly] I realized we had the same dry/warped sense of humor and sickness/taste in cars.

I look forward to meeting you, I'm headed down to Alan's on Wednesday and Bob's coming over maybe we will run into you in the area. Doug

[Bob Johnson]

you twins are pretty well ignored..I feel real sorry for you..tell dear ol dad to just lease a jet and bring Big Ron, you boys, and his buddy Frank down here..I'll have to keep an eye on ol Frank since he might steal something off the Cuda..

[Bill Howell]

..Rumor is he's Junior Sample's illigimate son..

Like 10% of the members here know who that is.
You are telling your age now.....lol

Doug, I will see you Friday.

[Bob Johnson]

Read it again I wasn't saying you were using it that way. I was using redneck that way. That was the joke.

In the words of ol Lester Flatt..I don't mind being called a hillbilly..just as long as you're smiling when you say it. now if some arrogant book smart twit from Harvard or Yale calls you a redneck while he clears his throat condescendingly, he might get a drum of whoop ass opened up on him..HICK IS CHIC>>ain't ya heard