Cuda at SEMA

[Bob Johnson]

Really nice people, too.

Jack is really proud of Troy as he should be!

Great to see father and son enjoying time together!

There are alot of father son duos in this deal.

Alan and Wesley Johnson are another father son combo that's tough to beat.

Alan's dad jumped in on the Cuda's body work when the going got tough [and the not so tough had to get going] you can tell where Alan learned the skills that baby is as flat as a sheet of glass!!!!!!!!!!!

Alan has a great family..brother's a little questionable..just kiddin..they really support him and it's justified

[Bob Johnson]

N2O? Spilled the juice?

H20 he'd still be laughing if it was N2O

[Bob Johnson]

I'd of had to rent Jon a donkey so he could go look for it!
{do you get it?}

Jon would feel more at home with a jackass if you don't mind

[Bob Johnson]

Bob you are spreading false rumors.
She doesn't wine, she makes a statement! I'm going to buy this, that and the other things!
Just to set the record straight she ran the financial side of our company from day one, everyday, in the office next to mine. The CFO answered to her.
Some of the largest accounting firms in our area wanted to hire her but they couldn't afford her.
She worked real hard and is enjoying it now.

that's great..I knew there must be something in that big successful company I didn't see. I agree on spending it on them if they've earned it. Mine cut the grass when I worked 2 jobs for years. She quit her job about 6 months after we got married because her boss gave her some static..I still spend on her like crazy..better than 50% up front..tell her i'm proud of her..

[Doug Cooper]

[QUOTE=htrdbuilder]

I don't remember that. Must have amnesia

Oh you are paying attention, off the internet and back to work on that Cuda no better yet the B400!

Just figured I'd put the thought in your mind!

Are you up for the challenge?
I'm going out to work on the garage if you need me call.

[Bob Johnson]

A little too much, on this one.

one toke over the line?

[Travis B]

[QUOTE=cooperzcarz]

Oh you are paying attention, off the internet and back to work on that Cuda no better yet the B400!

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How close is the B400? Will it be at indy this year?

[F70t/a]

one toke over the line?

So your into some green? You need to take a trip to Santa Cruz bob


One toke over the line, sweet Jesus, one toke over the line
Sittin' downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line
Waitin' for the train that goes home, sweet Mary
Hoping that the train is on time
Sittin' downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line

[Bob Johnson]

So your into some green? You need to take a trip to Santa Cruz bob


One toke over the line, sweet Jesus, one toke over the line
Sittin' downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line
Waitin' for the train that goes home, sweet Mary
Hoping that the train is on time
Sittin' downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line

haven't smoked a whole cigarette if you count everytime I smoked..smoke a few cigars..never smoked weed..F Uped enuff without stimulation..the few that have witnessed me high on Alcohol will attest to that..Ask Doug's wife..her jaw was agape for hours..never saw anything like that..Angie has witnessed me drunk more than once..but she tops me I think..the one time I saw her buzzed up on Martinis..now that was funny

[Doug Cooper]

[QUOTE=Travis B]

How close is the B400? Will it be at indy this year?

It's not close {damn Cuda}
Every time Alan and the guys get on it Bob comes up with some event to go to or modifications to fit him in a race seat or etc...[just kidding LOL] thats a tough job even for a guy as talented as Alan

No it won't be at Indy but the Cuda will and I will tag along in some "dated" hot rod.

Maybe a Goodguys event alittle later in the year??

[Bob Johnson]

[QUOTE=cooperzcarz]

It's not close {damn Cuda}
Every time Alan and the guys get on it Bob comes up with some event to go to or modifications to fit him in a race seat or etc...[just kidding LOL] thats a tough job even for a guy as talented as Alan

No it won't be at Indy but the Cuda will and I will tag along in some "dated" hot rod.

Maybe a Goodguys event alittle later in the year??

Rons 32 is going to be ready by Indy or Columbus..You shouldn't do such a fancy schmancy high dollar piece and it would get finished by then. I'll be broke soon so you won't have to worry about Alan toiling on my stuff that much longer...

[Doug Cooper]

[..the few that have witnessed me high on Alcohol will attest to that..Ask Doug's wife..her jaw was agape for hours..never saw anything like that..Angie has witnessed me drunk more than once..but she tops me I think..the one time I saw her buzzed up on Martinis..now that was funny[/QUOTE]


Ask Doug???




Bob is funnier drunk than sober and that's a hard act to top.

When he's drunk he says whats on his mind!
When he's drunk he says a four letter word between every word
When he's drunk he yells obsenities at women [show us your ti*s]
When he's drunk he can be heard clear across a Vegas Casino
When he's drunk he can embarass you without ever knowing it.
When he's drunk he insults people. [you four eyed bast***]
When he's drunk he gambles without a conscience.
When he's drunk he tells dirty jokes.
When he's drunk he flirts with women[massages & rubs against them]
When he's drunk he laughs really loud.
When he's drunk he will tell to to go fu** yourself.
When he's drunk he let's all his inhibitions loose.
When he's drunk he is just like he is sober!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUN TO BE AROUND
When he's drunk he is still a great friend.

Can't wait til the next time you're drunk, my face still hurt the next day from laughing.

[Bob Johnson]

[..the few that have witnessed me high on Alcohol will attest to that..Ask Doug's wife..her jaw was agape for hours..never saw anything like that..Angie has witnessed me drunk more than once..but she tops me I think..the one time I saw her buzzed up on Martinis..now that was funny

Ask Doug???




Bob is funnier drunk than sober and that's a hard act to top.

When he's drunk he says whats on his mind!
When he's drunk he says a four letter word between every word
When he's drunk he yells obsenities at women [show us your ti*s]
When he's drunk he can be heard clear across a Vegas Casino
When he's drunk he can embarass you without ever knowing it.
When he's drunk he insults people. [you four eyed bast***]
When he's drunk he gambles without a conscience.
When he's drunk he tells dirty jokes.
When he's drunk he flirts with women[massages & rubs against them]
When he's drunk he laughs really loud.
When he's drunk he will tell to to go fu** yourself.
When he's drunk he let's all his inhibitions loose.
When he's drunk he is just like he is sober!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUN TO BE AROUND
When he's drunk he is still a great friend.

Can't wait til the next time you're drunk, my face still hurt the next day from laughing.[/QUOTE]



The pit boss at the Mirage was getting peeode at us because our table was winning big and we were all raising sand. He looked at me and told me I was going to have to hold it down..I told him he better be nice to me.. at the rate I was going I was going to own that place and he was going to be out of a job if he didn't loosen up. a few comments to his bull dyke assistant didn't go over too big either.

[Doug Cooper]

Ask Doug???




Bob is funnier drunk than sober and that's a hard act to top.

When he's drunk he says whats on his mind!
When he's drunk he says a four letter word between every word
When he's drunk he yells obsenities at women [show us your ti*s]
When he's drunk he can be heard clear across a Vegas Casino
When he's drunk he can embarass you without ever knowing it.
When he's drunk he insults people. [you four eyed bast***]
When he's drunk he gambles without a conscience.
When he's drunk he tells dirty jokes.
When he's drunk he flirts with women[massages & rubs against them]
When he's drunk he laughs really loud.
When he's drunk he will tell to to go fu** yourself.
When he's drunk he let's all his inhibitions loose.
When he's drunk he is just like he is sober!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUN TO BE AROUND
When he's drunk he is still a great friend.

Can't wait til the next time you're drunk, my face still hurt the next day from laughing.

The pit boss at the Mirage was getting peeode at us because our table was winning big and we were all raising sand. He looked at me and told me I was going to have to hold it down..I told him he better be nice to me.. at the rate I was going I was going to own that place and he was going to be out of a job if he didn't loosen up. a few comments to his bull dyke assistant didn't go over too big either.[/QUOTE]



YOU DA MAN

[Bob Johnson]

The pit boss at the Mirage was getting peeode at us because our table was winning big and we were all raising sand. He looked at me and told me I was going to have to hold it down..I told him he better be nice to me.. at the rate I was going I was going to own that place and he was going to be out of a job if he didn't loosen up. a few comments to his bull dyke assistant didn't go over too big either.

YOU DA MAN[/QUOTE]


like Johnny Carson said..what did one Lesbian say to the other Lesbian..

[F70t/a]

YOU DA MAN

like Johnny Carson said..what did one Lesbian say to the other Lesbian..[/QUOTE]



lol

[Bob Johnson]

don't you remember when Johnny used to say an answer to a joke and then open up the envelope..Look above what Cooper said..it shows I said it but he did..you da man is the answer

[Bill Howell]

Bob is funnier drunk than sober and that's a hard act to top.

When he's drunk he says whats on his mind!
When he's drunk he says a four letter word between every word
When he's drunk he yells obsenities at women [show us your ti*s]
When he's drunk he can be heard clear across a Vegas Casino
When he's drunk he can embarass you without ever knowing it.
When he's drunk he insults people. [you four eyed bast***]
When he's drunk he gambles without a conscience.
When he's drunk he tells dirty jokes.
When he's drunk he flirts with women[massages & rubs against them]
When he's drunk he laughs really loud.
When he's drunk he will tell to to go fu** yourself.
When he's drunk he let's all his inhibitions loose.
When he's drunk he is just like he is sober!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUN TO BE AROUND
When he's drunk he is still a great friend.

Can't wait til the next time you're drunk, my face still hurt the next day from laughing.

Man, there has got to be some, "You might be a redneck if...." quotes in that list somewhere. lol
A mutual friend, Gene Roland has told me the same thing about ole cooter.

[Bob Johnson]

If you ran around with us you will see that we have few insecurities so we can just kid each other unmercifully..To some of the younger, no sense of humor pseudo intellectual types, this seems immature or whatever..we have a great time at each others expense and it's great fun for us. We are all fairly to very successful and don't feel we have to abide by any self imposed guidelines. Lots of guys don't have the self confidence to hang with us. No problem..Just don't expect us to change..We're having a good time and we're not changing. Absolutely no place for a fakey doo wanna be pretender in this group. Come to Maxton and hang with us..if you're for real, you will have a good time..if you're a pretender you best have some thick skin..

[Bill Howell]

When again is Maxton? I will see if the boss (wife) will let me off......
Hopefully it falls on a not-already-committed weekend. I want to really see which one of us can out eat the other....lol