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dogtag
08-16-2010, 07:53 AM
I felt bad later. Seems like I always seem to get in trouble near the rest rooms.
(no funny hand signals under the stalls though...)
So, I'm at the car show Saturday. Corvettes only. Big Big turnout.
They have sani cans lined up just next to the registration.
I head over there and take a wiz and as I come out, I notice they have hand washing stations
there too.
I go over to one of the stations and notice two older Ladies (older than me) soaping up their hands
and muttering to themselves while looking all around for the faucet.
I finish washing and then loudly clap my hands a couple of times. Water flows (while I'm using the foot pump)
When I'm done, I clap two times and the water stops. I grab a couple of towels and wander off.
When I get a couple of steps away, I hear "clap clap, clap clap"......I quicken my pace and disappear into the
crowd. Feel kinda bad now..... I'm gonna be in that shape one of these days but I just couldn't help myself..
Dogtag
John Wright
08-16-2010, 07:57 AM
ROFLMBO....you are BAAAAAD.
JEFFTATE
08-16-2010, 08:02 AM
That's funny as crap !!
Bait and Switch !!
You're mean ...
Bryce
08-16-2010, 08:16 AM
hilarious!!
ArtosDracon
08-16-2010, 08:25 AM
Nice!
shmoov69
08-16-2010, 10:37 AM
You're gonna burn!! Lol!
DartorDemon
08-16-2010, 11:22 AM
I felt bad later. Seems like I always seem to get in trouble near the rest rooms.
(no funny hand signals under the stalls though...)
So, I'm at the car show Saturday. Corvettes only. Big Big turnout.
They have sani cans lined up just next to the registration.
I head over there and take a wiz and as I come out, I notice they have hand washing stations
there too.
I go over to one of the stations and notice two older Ladies (older than me) soaping up their hands
and muttering to themselves while looking all around for the faucet.
I finish washing and then loudly clap my hands a couple of times. Water flows (while I'm using the foot pump)
When I'm done, I clap two times and the water stops. I grab a couple of towels and wander off.
When I get a couple of steps away, I hear "clap clap, clap clap"......I quicken my pace and disappear into the
crowd. Feel kinda bad now..... I'm gonna be in that shape one of these days but I just couldn't help myself..
Dogtag
Of course no hand signals, if politicans have taught us anything, its a matter of tapping shoes.......:slap:
Anyhow, thats freakin great. Back when i was 17 and working in a grocery store we would get the new people to shake salad dressing(saying it was to keep it fresh), and most of the time the older people would see them and do the same with the dressing they bought.
406 Q-ship
08-16-2010, 11:22 AM
Thats COLD!
Funny and I am ticked that I didn't think of it first.
moreHP
08-16-2010, 11:34 AM
:1st:well done!!!
sunkistcamaro
08-16-2010, 12:01 PM
You could have won America's funniest home videos with that!
mc84_zz4
08-16-2010, 02:28 PM
ROFL... I would do the same thing.... :1st:
jon72vega
08-16-2010, 03:48 PM
That is funny!!!!!
Kenova
08-16-2010, 05:40 PM
:lmao::lmao:That is hilarious!! It could only be funnier if I was there watching you at work. I'd be laughing so hard people would think there's something wrong with me :rolleyes: .
I guess this explains your avatar.
Ken
jilge71
08-16-2010, 05:50 PM
omg thats great
Samckitt
08-16-2010, 06:01 PM
LMFAO that is hilarious!
caper150
08-16-2010, 07:27 PM
:lmao:I just spit my sandwich all over the computer, that was a great one.
Mingus
08-16-2010, 08:29 PM
That is awesome! :cheers:
BTW, love your Olds
vintageracer
08-17-2010, 05:02 AM
From now on we will just call you "Clapper"!!!!
That's typical of the Corvette crowd now. Fat and 55 years of age and UP!!!!
Motown 454
08-17-2010, 06:55 AM
I would have been laughing so hard as I walked away, they would have known something was up.
dogtag
08-17-2010, 07:39 AM
From now on we will just call you "Clapper"!!!!
Wifie is already calling me the Crapper Clapper.
Dogtag
Kenova
08-17-2010, 05:41 PM
Went to the can this morning and started laughing as I was washing my hands.
The wife looks at me kind of funny now.
Ken
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