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mpozzi
10-16-2009, 12:55 PM
with a couple of +2's and another with a 10 handicap. None of these are me.

I need to get tuned up for my SEMA hackfest with RideTech's Ty. I haven't forgotten, Ty ... eighteen holes with lots of cussing interspersed with bad jokes await.

Cheers,
Mary Pozzi
buickfunnycar.com
10-16-2009, 01:23 PM
Better be wearing shorts Mary...freaking HOT out there!

Where you playing?
mpozzi
10-16-2009, 01:41 PM
Monterey Pines ... and a definite yes for the shorts. Can't believe this weather.

Now I need to find my stash of "river" and "good" golf balls for tomorrow. Those that golf know exactly what I mean by this ...

Cheers,
Mary Pozzi
dropit69
10-16-2009, 02:23 PM
lol too funny..whenever possible use the foot wedge..lol..good luck sounds like you are in for a challenge
wedgehead
10-16-2009, 02:58 PM
foot wedge=my favorite club
Damn True
10-16-2009, 03:26 PM
I suggest you drink heavily.
6'9"Witha69
10-16-2009, 03:32 PM
I suggest you drink heavily.
Is there any OTHER reason to golf?
Steven
10-16-2009, 07:35 PM
Yes, trash and autocross the golf cart in the parking lot, not that I've done that.
mc84_zz4
10-16-2009, 08:47 PM
Make sure you tell them the ladies T rule is in effect, just to see the look on their faces.
(not able to drive past the ladies T box = instant wear your pants around your ankles for the rest of the hole)
MrQuick
10-16-2009, 09:06 PM
I suggest you drink heavily.
then go back for more....
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have a good time and don't forget your sunscreen!
vince
Damn True
10-16-2009, 10:40 PM
Is there any OTHER reason to golf?


...and remember, you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
James OLC
10-17-2009, 08:38 AM
...what's a "good" ball? all I ever seem to need are water balls...
mpozzi
10-17-2009, 08:43 AM
Had very good dreams last night. All involved birdies and pars. So with coffee in hand this morning, I made the trek from the house to the garage to assemble my arsenal for today's hack attack.

The boxes that contain my golfing stuff (hats, tees, removable cleats, gloves, shoes, visors, and other things that affect the proper striking of a white ball or make me look more Annika-ish) are heavily fortressed by boxes that contain Camaro parts. Priorities, you know. After digging through five boxes, I found my secret weapons and my lucky balls are now in the bag ...

Cheers and the course is MINE,
Mary Pozzi
The Rook
10-17-2009, 08:02 PM
Had very good dreams last night. All involved birdies and pars. So with coffee in hand this morning, I made the trek from the house to the garage to assemble my arsenal for today's hack attack.

The boxes that contain my golfing stuff (hats, tees, removable cleats, gloves, shoes, visors, and other things that affect the proper striking of a white ball or make me look more Annika-ish) are heavily fortressed by boxes that contain Camaro parts. Priorities, you know. After digging through five boxes, I found my secret weapons and my lucky balls are now in the bag ...

Cheers and the course is MINE,
Mary Pozzi

Hubby wasn't using them today huh???? Lucky for you. How did you do? My golf handicap is my swing!
mpozzi
10-18-2009, 10:34 AM
Hubby wasn't using them today huh???? Lucky for you. How did you do? My golf handicap is my swing!

Well ... good and bad. Was seven over going into the 14th hole and even though it wasn't, I almost made a hole-in-one on a par-3. Ball was eight inches from the cup after a very (lucky) pure nine-iron. The three guys that were approaching the green behind our foursome watched me tee off and gave me a standing ovation when the ball landed. Can't imagine how those tour players get it done with the crowds but I found it quite hard to concentrate with my audience of three.

At 14, I bonked ... crashed, no energy, and was looking around for some studmuffin pool boy to carry that golf bag. The pars became bogies, bogies became doubles. A par-5 turned into a snowman. It got ugly for about three holes but I finished with a bogie and had a great time.

Note to self ... eat breakfast before you play golf. :banghead:

Cheers,
Mary Pozzi
critter
10-18-2009, 03:40 PM
Remind me not to play golf with Mary. I don't count strokes, only the number of balls I lost! It's easier that way. :)
Krazed
10-20-2009, 10:45 AM
Wow, I feel drunk after watching that video... hahaha thats crazy!
trex1270
10-21-2009, 09:21 AM
It would be cool to have a pro-touring.com best ball tourny...maybe like Orlando or somewhere...Hilton head would be great. 4 man teams, for some charity or scholarship. 100 buy in per playa, maybe try to get some sponsors to put up 1,2 and 3rd place prizes? I have golf on the brain! Its either my 69 camaro or my callaway clubs....too many damn hobbies! Anyone wanna buy an ar-15? Just kidding...might need that.....