mpozzi
02-05-2007, 06:31 PM
Army Issue . . .
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina honest-to-goodness mountain man, was drafted by the US Army. On his first day of Basic Training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On the second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon, the Army unceremoniously yanked out seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued Herman a jockstrap and have been looking for him for 51 years!!
Cheers,
Mary Pozzi
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina honest-to-goodness mountain man, was drafted by the US Army. On his first day of Basic Training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On the second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon, the Army unceremoniously yanked out seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued Herman a jockstrap and have been looking for him for 51 years!!
Cheers,
Mary Pozzi