Bigblue73
04-05-2006, 08:49 AM
(http://www.embassyofmexico.org/)A man, his wife, and annoying mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told
them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in
the Holy Land for $150.
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150.
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days
later he rose from the dead.
I just can't take that chance." :seizure:
While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told
them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in
the Holy Land for $150.
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150.
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days
later he rose from the dead.
I just can't take that chance." :seizure: