Craigslist ad, how does he know?

[DartorDemon]

A little bored today and i started punching in obscenities into the craigslist search to see what kind of ads would show up. After all, everyone knows that classy CL ads involve swearing.

So i found this gem:
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/spo/2877965693.html

3rd sentence, how does he know?

[MyFriendScott]

Now there's a warm seat on a cold night of camping

[SS PUNISHER]

It's called R&D, hate to be the guinea pig on that one!

[SRD art]

Lol!!

I bet this is a HOT item for drug dealers to have on in their homes...

[Steve Chryssos]

No kidding. It's totally the future, a lot. Convert poop to energy by burning it and saving water simultaneously.

[ih8z28s]

They use those on smaller boats since they are not allowed to dump waste in the lakes and oceans, they've been around for quite a while.

[SRD art]

What happens if you fall asleep while on the toity and accidentally lean on the ignitor button? There was an episode of Myth Busters like that. It wasn't pretty, rather it was pretty crappy for the manikin sitting on the throne.

Just wondering, not like I've ever been so tired and fell asleep while doing my duty or anything... ;)

[protour73]

what a crappy ad ............... :squint:

[zbugger]

Odorless, sure. Flavorless? I really don't want to know...

[Twentyover]

No kidding. It's totally the future, a lot. Convert poop to energy by burning it and saving water simultaneously.

Beats wandering around the plains collecting buffalo chips. :)

[sellersrodshop]

next time you are bored, check out the "best of craigslist" site. some real doosies on there...

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/