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shmoov69
02-27-2012, 07:56 PM
Juan Pablo!! Who would've thunk it?!?! LOL!!

That right there is days of thunder moment!! He's hit everyone else in the last couple years, might as well hit the workers!!!
:thankyou:

mpozzi
02-27-2012, 08:45 PM
I'll take "Bonehead moves in NASCAR for $1,000, Alex."

Mary Pozzi

Gitter Dun
02-27-2012, 08:55 PM
Juan "Jet Dryer" Montoya :hammer:

Mingus
02-27-2012, 09:01 PM
JPM "Jet Pounder Montoya". Talk about perfect timing. If his car would have broke one second sooner or later he would have missed the thing. Reminds me of the rescue guy that got hit helping another driver years ago. Everything just aligned perfectly.

MrQuick
02-27-2012, 09:58 PM
fijación?

SLO_Z28
02-27-2012, 10:34 PM
This just in, Juan is to be sponsored by Jet Blew.

https://static1.pt-content.com/images/pt/2012/02/422296_395206857173187_100000516286926_1-1.jpg

You hear that Juan went through 200 gallons of fuel in one lap?

JEFFTATE
02-28-2012, 07:42 AM
Juan is wreckless, but that wasn't totally his fault , the car broke ..
I remember how aggressive he was at last years 24hr Daytona race , He bumped and damaged a lot of cars ..

CFster
02-28-2012, 09:26 AM
Hello jet engine on a truck. My name is Juan Pablo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

dropit69
02-28-2012, 11:59 AM
But man did Tide sure get some FREE advertising out of it.."Tide it cleans up jet fuel spills"..lol..

Streetbu
02-28-2012, 12:12 PM
How many NASCAR drivers does it take to destroy a Jet engine? Juan :D

k5warwagon
02-28-2012, 12:37 PM
56056

Juan Problem

moreHP
02-28-2012, 01:02 PM
He should pick up Allstate as a sponsor since he is mayhem!

Ron.in.SoCal
02-28-2012, 02:08 PM
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Ron.in.SoCal
02-28-2012, 02:26 PM
Try this again:

https://static1.pt-content.com/images/pt/2012/02/JuanPablosFacebookpage-1.png

cornfed
02-28-2012, 05:30 PM
JPM "Jet Pounder Montoya". Talk about perfect timing. If his car would have broke one second sooner or later he would have missed the thing. Reminds me of the rescue guy that got hit helping another driver years ago. Everything just aligned perfectly.


Talk about a freak accident. What were the odds of it happening?. . . . . .

Juan in 42.

gsxrken
02-28-2012, 06:49 PM
Hello jet engine on a truck. My name is Juan Pablo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Thats hysterical! LOL

Mingus
02-28-2012, 06:52 PM
Loving all of the comments. Especially like the Princess Bride quote and the "what I do" page. :-)

Kenova
02-28-2012, 07:02 PM
Hello jet engine on a truck. My name is Juan Pablo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

:lmao:
That's one of my Daughter's favorite movies. I couldn't count the number of times I've sat through it.

Ken

shmoov69
02-28-2012, 08:54 PM
Juan "Molotov" Montoya!
LOL!

These comments are great guys!! Keep em coming!

406 Q-ship
02-28-2012, 09:47 PM
Talk about a freak accident. What were the odds of it happening?. . . . . .

Juan in 42.

LMFAO........I love it

I can just hear it........go high you will hold, it is a special match set of tires.


Sprint Cup Car 400,000

3500 Chevy Silverado Dually toeing a Jet track dryer 65,000

Crashing the above on National Television in front of Millions.........Priceless

thedodgeboys
02-28-2012, 11:42 PM
After watching the Daytona 500 , I heard that Toby Kieth is writing a new theme song for Juan Pablo Montoya...Big Yellow Truck...I blow you up...let's have a party...proceed to party!!??

novaderrik
02-29-2012, 04:39 AM
i can't wait for the die cast versions of his wrecked car and the jet dryer truck to come out.. hopefully they sell them as a set..

howehot
02-29-2012, 04:22 PM
How many NASCAR drivers does it take to distroy a jet dryer?

Just Juan!

thedodgeboys
02-29-2012, 05:03 PM
For Sale, "Juan owner" Service Master truck and jet drier, needs minor repair. Contact facility manager at the Daytona Speedway!

vanzuuk1
03-01-2012, 03:10 PM
Hello jet engine on a truck. My name is Juan Pablo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.




Damn thats funny.

SS PUNISHER
03-01-2012, 06:53 PM
Lmao

TheJDMan
03-05-2012, 04:05 PM
If you think about it, he is the only human alive that can truthfully say he flew up the tailpipe of a jet engine. I don't know of any missles that can do that and live to destroy another day.

SS PUNISHER
03-05-2012, 05:48 PM
If you think about it, he is the only human alive that can truthfully say he flew up the tailpipe of a jet engine. I don't know of any missles that can do that and live to destroy another day.

Juan "Heat Seeker" Montoya.... or..... Juan "The Missile" Montoya

shortrack
03-06-2012, 06:48 AM
Juan "Heat Seeker" Montoya....

Haha!