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exwestracer
11-16-2011, 06:13 PM
11/27, see post #29 for details on a slight edit I made to part 2.

Just one o' those days….

Things hadn't been going well…my mom dying, the wife's ongoing legal problems with work, dealing with ******* contractors in trying to get the storm damage on the house fixed, the customer rod project not going according to plan…it was all building up to an explosion. Around 2pm I said "the hell with it" and started to head in for a beer and some couch time. For some reason, my eyes were drawn to the tarp-covered shape lurking at the back of the shop. I stopped, thought it over, and it seemed that there could never be a better day for some "therapy"…

"Old Paint"…I know, sounds like a stupid name for a car; more like something you would call a horse. But in a way it was a perfect name for THIS car. through all the turmoil and changes my life has gone through in the past 10 years, Old paint was always there, just like that faithful animal. Old Paint is a 1970 Nova that I built when I quit racing supermodifeds. I had a lot of really trick parts laying around, and one of my former students had made me an offer I couldn't refuse…a Nova shell free for the taking when he decided he really wanted a Camaro instead. Must be nice…In all my 57 years, I've never had that luxury. It was always one car and I really couldn't ever afford even that. 15 years racing supermodifieds made sure I didn't have to worry about what to do with my extra cash.

Then one night at Oswego Speedway, the super was destroyed, and I decided I just didn't want to start over again…so that was it. The engine survived fine, just a few broken externals, but what in the hell do you do with a 905hp, 480" injected big-block Chevy, a bunch of circle track racing parts…and a free 1970 Nova?

So, 8 months later Old Paint…the eBay, Speedway garage sale, barter special first roared to life in my shop. I hadn't named the car that at first, it sort of developed on it's own, as the car steered me through two moves, two wives and 2 girlfriends, and a remarkable amount of death around me. I built it as a "therapy" car…street "legal", but not daily driveable…safe, but not legal for any particular class of racing.

I pulled the race engine apart and milled 10cc off the piston domes to take the compression down to what I could get away with running race gas instead of the Methanol that powered the super. For about 10 sec i thought about swapping in a smaller cam…after all .765 / 308 is ridiculous for a street car, but that cam was perfect for that engine, and I knew exactly when and how i was gonna use the car, so it stayed. So did the Crower 3" mechanical fuel injection. I'd spent enough years with it to have it dialed in exactly the way I wanted, and I knew I could live with it on the street…for short periods anyway.

The supermod's quickchange axle got converted to a road race setup and attached to a pair of swap meet Flex-a Form leaf springs. I added a top link and a pair of Carrera shocks off the race car. Keep it simple, stupid…

The Nova front stub was long gone, but I had something different in mind anyway. I built a new front half out of 2X3 and welded it to the floor pan. The front suspension and brakes were all stock car stuff I raided out of my friends' shops or built to suit. The race car had a power rack, and even the hoses were the right length to fit the Nova, so I thought what the hell… I'm no spring chicken anymore.

I swapped my 30deg layover dry sump pan for an upright unit, thanks to a new player in the supermod game who wanted to play the center of gravity game. That let me set the engine in the car REALLY low, so much so that only the top 3" of the injector stacks stuck out of the hood. I was always going to go back and do a cleaner job with the hood hole, but never got around to it…

Since we build roll cages as part of the class I teach, it wasn't hard to get a 10 point full length cage put in the car, tying in the front and rear suspension and stiffening up the center of the car as well.

My memories are interrupted by the squawwwk of the hinges as I open the driver's door. Funny, I hadn't even realized i took the tarp off… Not much to look at inside, just a stock car wheel attached to a chrome-moy column, 3 pedals and the shifter for the XTrac sequential 5 speed. Ah yes, the trans…sort of the car's dirty little secret (well, one of them anyway). I recall the Cooper sports racer I repaired/prepped, and the day I delivered it to the customer. He had recently bought out a modern SCCA Trans-Am team, and among all the spares were 3 of those XTrac boxes. When the customer asked what the bill was, I could only stare and point. No questions asked, I went home with an empty trailer, an empty wallet, and an Xtrac on the passengers floor of the truck.

To say the interior is spartan is an understatement…I did put some cheap carpeting and insulation in; to cover up the frame welds and keep some exhaust heat out. Those 3 1/2" pipes are CLOSE to the floor. There is only one seat; this car is mine to experience…alone. That seat. I can't help but grin when I look at it. It's an OLD tube frame Corbeau that I was given almost 40 years ago for one of my first race cars. Since then, it's been in every car it was legal to use in, and every hot rod and street machine I've ever owned. That seat was SO comfortable that I fabbed up a frame for it and used it for years as furniture in the family room during the off-season. It's still comfortable; 30 lb, a sciatic nerve, and 2 bad discs later.

Yup, today is one of those days… I move a few things to clear the way to the shop door and head off for the air tank and a jug of fuel. It's been way too long. I key the trunk open and recall that I was also going to put in a set of pins to hold the trunk shut since the car hasn't had an ignition lock or door keys in a decade. Somehow, the trunk key never got lost or broken, so the lock stayed. I disconnect the battery tenders from the 2 truck batteries mounted low behind each rear wheel, and pour 5 gallons of race gas in the fuel cell. I never do much maintenance on the car, but draining the fuel system is something I've always managed to be religious about.

The big Potenza RE01s are a little low, but I continue to be amazed at these tires. They're the only ones the car has ever worn, they're still in good shape, and they've never gone flat, even in those sad periods of long disuse.

I notice my palms are sweating a little as I cap the last valve stem. I always get like this, and that's a good thing, because it's why I built this car in the first place. A capful of gas down the stacks and I slide stiffly over the X bars and into the seat. MAin power switch on, electric supply pump on…that whining piece of **** IS going to get changed one of these days… bump bump the shifter to make sure it's in neutral, mag switch ON, and push..the..button.

The diesel pickup starter laughs at the 4.500 bore and 14:1 compression, and the damn thing does the same thing as always; explodes to life like a 50 cal going off outside the windshield. The cheap Summit multi gauge / tach combo shows me 80 psi oil pressure and I'm holding the idle smooth at 1500 rpm.

All my friends laughed when I put silicone on all the front sheetmetal mating surfaces, but I'm sitting here listening to the air rushing in the stacks and the gear drive moaning softly under the cannon blast of the 36" long gravel filled homemade glass pack mufflers that sit crossways under the trunk floor. There's another dirty little secret…that's gonna stay secret.

A couple minutes later and the engine is starting to show some temp. Foot off the gas, and the engine settles down to a sweet cackle and thump at 1000rpm. This is almost good enough…almost. I slam the door and feel the slight rattle of the floaters as I disengage the bronze faced triple disc clutch. Bump. 1st gear and just that much throttle, and we're off…with the wump..wump..wump jerk typical of big torque and tiny clutches.

Clutch in at the door and a couple jabs at the throttle just for the hell of it. Nothing revs like an injected big block with an 8lb flywheel. Bump. Neutral and let it roll back against the lip of the garage pad; I climb out to throw another 5gal jugs of fuel at it. You never know how long this kinda thing is gonna take…

A quick glance under the hood, but it's always weeped a tiny bit of oil from that same spot, and nowhere else. Oil temp is 160, and I'm ready.

exwestracer
11-16-2011, 06:23 PM
Pizza Barn Road is another thing I like to keep to myself; a winding 2 lane ribbon that loosely connects Rtes 982 and 217. It's not used much outside of school buses and some traffic at rush hour. Today it should be pretty clear. My mouth is a little dry as I climb back in and latch the belt. I guess I really should have put a 4 point harness in the car, but what the hell…it's my car and no one else has or will EVER drive it.

Bump. 1st gear…ump ump ump and we're off up the driveway. 1st is pretty low. When I was 10 years younger I would have pulled 2nd and hammered up the hill to the road, now i just enjoy the torquey, jerky trip out at 3500 in first…

Pizza Barn is a 1/2 mile through town, so it's bump bump, 3rd gear and I'm picking on the motor a little, but the local cops have been hanging around this side of the lake a little more often recently, and I want this trip, not a hassle. Who am I kidding, keeping this car quiet is a joke…

There's the right turn, bump into 2nd and the road opens before me…no time like the present. I roll the hammer down and the Bridgestones squeak and chirp, but lighting them up isn't what this is about. It's a short squirt up to the first turn, a left hander that starts down hill and then up as the road passes a side street. Still in second, I run it to 7000 and bump into 3rd over a little brow and on to a longer straight…hammer DOWN, and bump into 4th almost before I can catch my breath.

The road turns sharply uphill here but that engine runs to 6500 in 4th before I have to lift for the right hander over the crest. I can feel the centerline paint through the steering wheel, but no way I'm using the whole road over this blind hill… Bump, down into 3rd and another squirt into a looong sweeping left. I don't remember the edge of the seat pinching my ribs quite that bad 10 years ago…

The steering goes a touch light as I reach the edge of traction right at the apex…ROLL the throttle down a fraction earlier than I'd like because the injection has slight hiccup on transition under load. The rear starts to rotate slightly, and I'm off past some houses and up a slight climb to the next left hander. ****…traffic.

I get on the brakes and the metallic pads squeal and then quiet down again as things warm up. The Ford Explorer is being driven by one of those "safe" Pennsylvanians who will NOT do 1mph over the posted limit. Normally this would piss me off, especially on my way to work, but today i couldn't care less… A quick right and over a slight hill and YES!, the straight is wide open ahead. Yes, it's a narrow road, and yes, it's a double yellow line, and no I don't give a ****… thank you very much. Bump, into 2nd and all the way to the floor we go. This guy is never gonna know what hit him…and ****, it's all tire smoke and floating valves as the revs pass 8200…oops. I lift and bump, into 3rd to get things calmed down as I sail by the Ford, half sideways and socking him in with Bridgestone smoke. HA, I know the guy…but he doesn't know the car…no one does..., and I'm gone before he can get a good look.

Hammer down HARD as I get back across and sling through a slight right. This is all down hill and I'm moving as the road levels out and I've gotta get ready for the "hump". I stopped telling people about this road when some idiot center punched a big oak tree right here. Killed him dead on the spot. The hump is an intersection right where Pizza Barn turns steeply downhill again. The road goes perfectly level and then just falls off…spooky at the posted limit, deadly at 110. Good visibility here, so I get way over to the left, because if the drop isn't bad enough, the road immediately bends to the right! HARD on the brakes… and I really gotta finish tuning the bump steer out one of these days! But not today…not NOW.

OFF the brakes and turn right just as the front goes over the hump…****, this might be a bit TOO fast here…SLAM. Yup, just a bit. Thank god there's a skid plate under the oil pan… I glance in the mirror. At least I HOPE it's still under the pan… All seems well, so it's back on the pedal, still in 3rd and pulling hard up to 6500 again before lifting and setting the car into a perfect left hand sweeper. It's all about feeling the tires here…just a swish onto the outside paint line as I unwind the wheel and give the throttle a squirt. Now the fun part…

The next right leads into a spot called "the dip". Another intersection, but this time at the bottom of a hill. Water flow has caused the cross street to drop ever the years. The pavement is good, it just falls off and then slams right back up again. But I figured this stretch out long ago. Driving this direction, and using all the road, it's possible to straighten out the curve both horizontally and vertically. In other words, if you get it right, you can fly through there with the hammer down, and the vertical g load will catch the car as it tries to slide off the road…but it's a game of inches, and a game I've lost in other vehicles in the past. But this is Old Paint I'm in, and we're back in the groove… I get the left sides RIGHT over on the edge of the road, take a deep breath…and keep my foot in it. Squeak, squeak, bang, crunch..wiggle…and we're through it! Sounds like one of the sway bar bushings is getting old. Hell everything is getting old, and I'm struck by the realization that I can't keep doing this forever. One of these times something will break and it's gonna kill me. But not today…not NOW.

No time to dwell on that, because right away I'm into the scariest part of the whole trip…a corner I've come to call "blind faith". It's a left hander over a brow, almost exactly the reverse of "the dip", and there's no way to get it exactly right… Bump, down to second, foot on the clutch and get on the brakes HARD. Off the brakes, bend her into the curve and step off the clutch…13:1 compression and inertia (those heavy mufflers back there…) yank the rear around as the car gets light over the rise; and now I've got the throttle to play with to keep things in line. Take that, you miserable, off-camber bitch…

She settles down and I'm on to the other "straight", which isn't really straight, it's a very gradual right hand curve that's also a pretty steep downhill. All clear and bump...bump, 4th gear and we're pulling hard up to 7200, into what looks like a hard right but is really easy to go through fast. Just a quick lift and ****…good thing I was looking ahead as a pickup pulls out of the dairy farm road at the bottom of the hill. He sees me coming hard, and pulls over to the LEFT, WHAT THE…oh, he's off on the shoulder and getting ready to pull in the next driveway. Thanks, buddy. Seriously.

I hadn't realized how hard I'd hit the brakes, but the engine is reminding me as it coughs and bucks. Fine. Bump, bump into 2nd and WHAM, the old girl pins me right back in the seat as we head off uphill again. Bump, over a crest and down into the "eases" which are just a beautiful right and left with no drama except a pond on the outside to cool you right off if it goes wrong. Whoa, she gives me a little wiggle as we go through the bottom…some water running across the road from the pond. Now we're going steeply uphill again, but that big engine just eats it up and pulls me right to the top in 3rd, just topping 7600 as I get to the crest…and throw out the anchor. That's it, ride over. There's a blind intersection right over the hill, and I've seen 2 people die there because someone pulled out and they had no time to stop. Bump down into second and I crest the hill at the posted limit. No cars today, but this is back in civilization, so I bump it back up into 3rd and loaf along…letting the old horse breathe and cool down a little as we come off the mountain and back into a town.

The road ends here, and there's a little ice cream stand at the intersection; so I stop for a cone and just lean against the car, feeling it become part of me again.

3 1/2 miles, 2 1/2 minutes; but it feels like a lifetime since I left the house, and my problems are a world away. I've gotta get home, but the road awaits; and the trip back is a whole new experience.

Scott Parkhurst
11-16-2011, 06:23 PM
Thanks for that.

You need to bring it out to an event...it needs to meet some friends.

RS_Customs
11-16-2011, 07:21 PM
Nice post! Now we just need some pics of the car, lol.

Robert

DartorDemon
11-16-2011, 07:28 PM
cliff notes? i'm too lazy to read all that.

dontlifttoshift
11-16-2011, 08:01 PM
DartorDemon....read it. its awesome.

Pinstriper Alan Johnson has a sign in his garage about it being time for a "mental health ride". Glad you got one in Ray.

Zanie
11-16-2011, 09:01 PM
I NEVER read long posts, let alone two back to back. But that was worth it!
Damn, that was a fun ride!
Thanks!!!

Kybosh
11-16-2011, 09:32 PM
Great read, I really enjoyed that.

LeighP
11-17-2011, 05:05 AM
Cool read.

Nessumsar
11-17-2011, 09:23 AM
I nominate these for Post of the Year. Excellent read Ray, and it really hits home with a '72 sitting in the driveway...

Thank you.

Blown73
11-17-2011, 09:51 AM
Ray -

Thanks for that. Well written! We all need rides like that once in a while...

Dirtleg
11-19-2011, 02:37 AM
Thanks for sharing that. Really strikes home when you mention your hands getting sweaty. The Turbo car is gone now but you just reminded me of why I built it in the first place. Thanks again.

gsxrken
11-19-2011, 02:45 PM
I'm thinking "Stuntman Mike" for whoever gets the movie reference...
https://static1.pt-content.com/images/pt/2011/11/grindhouseft1-1.jpg

Yelcamino
11-19-2011, 05:14 PM
Yep, very good read, felt like I was along for the ride.

exwestracer
11-20-2011, 05:57 AM
I'm thinking "Stuntman Mike" for whoever gets the movie reference...
https://static1.pt-content.com/images/pt/2011/11/grindhouseft1-1.jpg

Uhhh...NO!

Payton King
11-21-2011, 06:06 AM
Great post and great story. Would love to see the car as well.

One of the best stories I have read in a long time. That is the entire reason I am into car to this day. Sometimes, the best times, are when it is you and the car and you let life's ups and downs melt away.

I feel you brother!

Rick Dorion
11-21-2011, 08:06 AM
Made.My.Day. Thanks, Ray.

sixfivepost
11-21-2011, 01:03 PM
Pictures of the car please!!

vanzuuk1
11-21-2011, 04:28 PM
Or his brother..stuntman Bob..

Cool post.

MrQuick
11-21-2011, 09:25 PM
post number two almost reads like a 50's country song....nice story but not a single picture....really? Ray? LOL j/k

79-TA
11-22-2011, 12:51 AM
Excellent post!

If anyone is looking for a summary, just read the post. It is well worth your time.

Norm Peterson
11-22-2011, 04:25 AM
I read it for the first time yesterday morning. Bedtime story or not, it was a great way to start the week.

Read it again this morning. Even better, because this time I knew enough to take my time reading it.


Thanks, Ray.


Norm

Slick68
11-22-2011, 04:34 AM
Awesome story! I usually don't read long posts either, but once I got through the third paragraph, I just HAD to finish reading. Makes me want to get in my old truck and hit the dragon. I would have loved to see the look on the Explorer driver's face when you passed him.

Great write up! Thanks for sharing that with us.

Nessumsar
11-22-2011, 10:06 AM
:postpics:

moreHP
11-22-2011, 12:24 PM
Just read it after looking at it for a couple days and not having the time. Great story! I am glad I read that.

724tim
11-23-2011, 10:46 PM
[QUOTE=exwestracer;855218]Pizza Barn Road is another thing I like to keep to myself; a winding 2 lane ribbon that loosely connects Rtes 982 and 217. It's not used much outside of school buses and some traffic at rush hour.

I use 982 & 217 all the time on my up to Indiana.

exwestracer
11-27-2011, 04:17 AM
[QUOTE=exwestracer;855218]Pizza Barn Road is another thing I like to keep to myself; a winding 2 lane ribbon that loosely connects Rtes 982 and 217. It's not used much outside of school buses and some traffic at rush hour.

I use 982 & 217 all the time on my up to Indiana.

So you know Pizza Barn Rd?

BuzzKillian
11-27-2011, 05:26 AM
3 1/2 miles, 2 1/2 minutes; but it feels like a lifetime since I left the house, and my problems are a world away.
amen

exwestracer
11-27-2011, 07:34 AM
I was up there fiddling around with the wife's new Charger yesterday... Very impressive I might add, especially with the 235 Michelin all-season rubber it's wearing. Anyway, I was forcefully reminded that I left a very important element out of the original writing. I've made a minor edit to part 2. Hope it adds to the experience...

rustomatic
11-27-2011, 11:19 PM
Hmmm... Penthouse Letters for car freaks? Interesting concept! You've made me write in fragments...