mpozzi
10-28-2011, 09:07 PM
Wanna get a boatload of zits??? If so, this costume will do the trick ...
https://static1.pt-content.com/images/pt/2011/10/Halloween_me-1.jpg
It's painted on with oil-based color and when done right, is guaranteed to scare the poo out of unsuspecting homo sapiens. I walked into work at our AAA District Office dressed like this and just stood at the counter not saying a word. After a few minutes, I went around the counter and stalked people at random ... then walked out and left still not saying a word.
Stopped by our local supermarket and bought a quart of industrial strength Pond's Cold Cream to remove this glop. That was a very interesting experience for the parents (and kids) getting a late start in the candy gathering process. Safe to say a few remain scarred to this day ...
Thought I'd drop in on my mother to wish her a fun and enjoyable Halloween. She, being 85 at the time, was at an assisted-living facility and after answering the knock on her door, pronounced me "GROSS" and then promptly shut the door!! Here's mom and her offspring. Not much of a resemblance ...
https://static1.pt-content.com/images/pt/2011/10/Save0028-1.jpg
Driving home, I got passed by a California Highway Patrol and you know that feeling you get when someone's looking at you?? Right as he passed on my left, I turned on the interior courtesy light and looked over at him. He looked back at me ... and almost drove off the road.
All in all, one very satisfying day.
Mary P.
kinda scary Mary!! :scared:
67 ls1 vert
10-28-2011, 11:24 PM
damn, thats a big mouth!! LOL pretty cool Mary.