You know you're addicted to cars when

[Ishmael]

I've got my parts store on my My5. :hammer:

[Slick68]

........when you're on a first name basis with the guy at the parts store.

........when your wife or gf consistently complains about the greasy stains on your hands.

........when you have engine sounds as ringtones on your cell phone.

........if you have one of THESE (http://brianbergerondesigns.com./showcaseindex.html) as a wedding band.

[moreHP]

........when you're on a first name basis with the guy at the parts store.

........when your wife or gf consistently complains about the greasy stains on your hands.

........when you have engine sounds as ringtones on your cell phone.

........if you have one of THESE (http://brianbergerondesigns.com./showcaseindex.html) as a wedding band.

Uh-oh, I have 3 out of 4 of those!

Whats worse is that when its busy at the parts store, they just go let me pull the parts I need on my own!

[406 Q-ship]

........when you can't remember aniversary/birthday dates but can quote the part number for a 350 hp L79 327 cam (3863151 for those non car people....lol)

[Flagmissed]

........the pin numbers for your bank accounts are the years of your favorite cars.

[1red68]

or when people call the part store looking for you when you didn't answer your cell phone.

[NJSPEEDER]

When you walk up to the local parts counter and they just put out their hand for the piece of paper with the part numbers on it.

[pw2006]

Your wife has baby #1, you buy her a new ring as a birthing gift, you buy yourself a little 63 vette.
Your wife has baby #2, you buy her a new matching ring as a birthing gift, you buy yourself a matching 69 camaro.

[Roadbuster]

Your wife has baby #1, you buy her a new ring as a birthing gift, you buy yourself a little 63 vette.
Your wife has baby #2, you buy her a new matching ring as a birthing gift, you buy yourself a matching 69 camaro.

Sounds like us with a 68 GTO and a 67 911S

With baby #2 I also upgraded to a SUV. Needed more room! :)

[Roadbuster]

If you are not in the house, the first place your wife and kids look is in the garage

[intocarss]

I have suspected for some time now that the little woman has been cheating. The usual signs; phone rings, if I answer the caller hangs up, going out with the girls a lot. I try to Stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight, I hid in the garage behind my car, when she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on ..... It was at that moment while crouched behind the Camaro... I noticed that the car was leaning to one side ..........Do you think I need new springs?







Yes I am a car addict

[rfalker1]

^^^^ Loooool

You know you are addicted to cars when everything it is too expensive in life, shoes, dates, movies, eating out, vacations etc... but premium gasoline isn't

[TT302Z28]

INTOCARSS.....that is just not right! First check your front springs to be sure they're seated correctly....Just kidding!

Hey, how about when you almost got to name your first born Mallory but your friends mention that is cool since it is also a famous ignition company in front of your wife? I almost got away with it too.

[LeighP]

Mallory you might have got away with, but try calling your kid Pertronix!

[intocarss]

You buy a gargage that happens to have a house attached to it

You won't spend over $30.00 on shoes/clothes But you'll spend an extra $20.00 on a black AN fitting that you can't even see once installed

You have a wet bar and cable TV in your garage

You run VP fuel in your lawn mower just for the smell

Your lawn mowers' head is ported and polished

[TT302Z28]

1. The garage bar has satellite! I was running a phone line, what's one more wire.

2. I don't know who told you but the mower engine was apart anyways! It is a riding mower, it would have been wrong not to.

[Bow Tie 67]

When your teenage daughters bribe you with " If you let me spend the night at so and so's you'll have time to work on your car "

When your daily driver is a peace of Shat so you can pour money into your toy.

[absintheisfun]

You look at your wife and say, "I have a car problem..."
"I need a bigger garage."


She laughs and says, "yup...you sure do!"


Oh wait-that's you know you have an awesome wife when...

[Jim Nilsen]

When you refuse to die from cancer just to finish your car !

The first thing most people ask you when you meet is "how is your car"

A real reunion is when all the cars get together and you get to meet new friends.

When a car isn't completely good enough until you put parts from a faster car on it !!!

If you don't rub your car as much as your woman, your not a real car guy.

[shortrack]

when you look for a year to find a property that will allow you to build a garage thats larger than the house....

https://static1.pt-content.com/images/pt/2011/09/Sept2011013Large-1.jpg

[musclecarmatt]

when you look for a year to find a property that will allow you to build a garage thats larger than the house....

https://static1.pt-content.com/images/pt/2011/09/Sept2011013Large-1.jpg

thats awesome!

[shortrack]

When you refuse to die from cancer just to finish your car !
.

Kudos to you man!!!!

[Jim Nilsen]

Mallory you might have got away with, but try calling your kid Pertronix!

So would "Borla" be a girl or a boy's name ?

[intocarss]

Everytime you run into an old friend they ask "are you still intocarss"? UMM whda u think lol

You view more car sites on the net then porn

[Bow Tie 67]

Everytime you run into an old friend they ask "are you still intocarss"? UMM whda u think lol

You view more car sites on the net then porn

Um car sites are my porn .........

[Speedy911]

Theres some funny ones in here. LOL!

[ChevelleNV]

You rent a 7 car garage with paint booth and a 1 bedroom apartment upstairs...

[406 Q-ship]

You rent a 7 car garage with paint booth and a 1 bedroom apartment upstairs...


and the bedroom is to store parts until you can rent a larger garage.

[406 Q-ship]

INTOCARSS.....that is just not right! First check your front springs to be sure they're seated correctly....Just kidding!

Hey, how about when you almost got to name your first born Mallory but your friends mention that is cool since it is also a famous ignition company in front of your wife? I almost got away with it too.


Mallory you might have got away with, but try calling your kid Pertronix!


So would "Borla" be a girl or a boy's name ?

Your a real car person when you can justify naming your daughter.......Hooker.

Is TrueTrac a boys or girls name?

[frojoe]

Whats worse is that when its busy at the parts store, they just go let me pull the parts I need on my own!

This is definitely a BIG sign... :D


Everytime you run into an old friend they ask "are you still intocarss"? UMM whda u think lol


..not entirely correct, they should be asking "so what car you workin on now??"
haha

Mine... You know you're a car guy when you get irritated at the cost of gas for your daily driver or argue about the bar tab tip with friends, but don't even flinch when giving the CC number for that new complete suspension package...

[zombiekiller]

This is definitely a BIG sign... :D



..not entirely correct, they should be asking "so what car you workin on now??"
haha

Mine... You know you're a car guy when you get irritated at the cost of gas for your daily driver or argue about the bar tab tip with friends, but don't even flinch when giving the CC number for that new complete suspension package...


Mine - when the ratio of nice clothes suddenly changes and you have more clothes that are oil ( or any other automotive fluid ) stained than clothes that your wife will be seen with you in.

I used to have lots of cool t shirts a bunch of jeans that were presentable and all sorts of sneakers, now I have a lot of rags, " car clothes" an 2 pairs of jeans that my wife will be seen with me while i'm wearing them.

[rfalker1]

when your girlfriend/wife refers to things about cars as porn lol

[TT302Z28]

Your a real car person when you can justify naming your daughter.......Hooker.

Is TrueTrac a boys or girls name?



Hooker! Now that's funny!

[dontlifttoshift]

When your daily driver is a peace of Shat so you can pour money into your toy.

^^^^^This is the life I live.....

I would also like to add that you are addicted when your wife gives you an unlimited budget........and you go over it.

Donny

[ALLstrokedOUT]

...Whats worse is that when its busy at the parts store, they just go let me pull the parts I need on my own!

To go along with this, the guy at the counter (who knows you by first name) says "you guys come here a lot, I'm gunna go ahead and open a commercial account for you..."

[frojoe]

Mine - when the ratio of nice clothes suddenly changes and you have more clothes that are oil ( or any other automotive fluid ) stained than clothes that your wife will be seen with you in.

...this!!

and I'll add that you also know when...... you're at work and you stain a perfectly fine shirt or pants with oil or cutting fluid and you're not even phased, you just think "oh that's ok I guess I just have another 'garage shirt' ".

[evostilo]

When u wake up late for work every day and work at 8am, But every saturday and sunday ur up and ready by 5:59am just to go to a car shows or car swapmeet

[Slick68]

:lol:

[toxik iroc]

soo good
when you start to talk about your car and your parent ask you if you are talking about your gf or your car and your responce is no im talking about my car...

[solarguy09]

When you almost die, and the first thing on your bucket list is to redo your Car that you owned all your life, with Rushforth's and Coil overs and so much more....

[Johnny Blaze]

My daughters name is Camaron. Not Cameron.

[tommycomfort]

When you sell your great house in a sub-division and buy a house needing tons of work on ten acres in the country so you can have your parts car collection and build a big shop. It's a sickness I tell you!

https://static1.pt-content.com/images/pt/2011/10/DSC01780-1.jpg

[ErikLS2]

When you work on cars for a living 10-11 hours a day and can't wait for the weekend so you can..............yep, work on your car.

[COPO-RAT]

When you sell your great house in a sub-division and buy a house needing tons of work on ten acres in the country so you can have your parts car collection and build a big shop. It's a sickness I tell you!

https://static1.pt-content.com/images/pt/2011/10/DSC01780-1.jpg

That really your place Tom? If so, don't mind the guy snooping around the 66-67 chevelles, I won't take more than I need..........ha!

[tommycomfort]

That really your place Tom? If so, don't mind the guy snooping around the 66-67 chevelles, I won't take more than I need..........ha!

Come up any time! Just let me know first so Sam doesn't meet you in the drive with a shotgun...

[Johnny Blaze]

So thats where all the early chevelles in Indiana ended up!

[zbugger]

Ummm.... You know you're addicted to cars when you go to Las Vegas for two weeks and all you can think about is going back home so you can drive your car that you miss so much.

[anthonys 69]

When you call your son Chevy Arron Mathews so his initials are CAM and your wife is giving birth to your son at 4.21 AM and you ask her to hold it for 6 more minuets …not my son but still a true story

[southernfriedcj]

On the way home from getting married (02-14-2001) I stopped at the UPS depot to pick up a 9" 3rd member (411/Detroit Locker) from Randy's Ring & Pinion. Put it in when I got home.

[solarguy09]

When you drive your Hot Rod for so slow on the way to the Resort, 4 Hours, that you change plugs on your Honeymoon cause you think you fouled a plug......I fouled a plug alright..

[James OLC]

When an acquaintance says "you have a old Camaro right?" and you get really quiet and say... " well no... I have four of them..."