John Wright
08-05-2011, 08:50 AM
Afternoon Sex
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their
eight-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony
with a Popsicle, and tell him to report on all the neighborhood
activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot" he shouted.
"An ambulance just drove by"!
"Looks like the Andersons have company" he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike!"
"Looks like the Sanders are moving."
"Jason is on his skate board!"
After a few moments, he announced "The Coopers are screwing!"
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed. Dad cautiously called:
"How do you know they're screwing?"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle".
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their
eight-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony
with a Popsicle, and tell him to report on all the neighborhood
activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot" he shouted.
"An ambulance just drove by"!
"Looks like the Andersons have company" he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike!"
"Looks like the Sanders are moving."
"Jason is on his skate board!"
After a few moments, he announced "The Coopers are screwing!"
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed. Dad cautiously called:
"How do you know they're screwing?"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle".