help the illiterate, buy his car!

[twosaturns]

from an ebay listing:

around a year ago i had baker protype build a 427,4leank suspension,stainless steel exhaust,new transmition, air shocks,line locks,trans break,5 point harnus,stand alone fuel system,stand alone cooling system,500 horse nytro system with touchscreen display.all top of line parts in moter.about 4000 miles on new parts.fiberglass after market hood with original hood and extra set of rims for the back.3 speed slap shifter

4leank? I guess he spelled it like he hears it.
at least he didn't have his caps lock on like most of these guys do.

[6'9"Witha69]

I wonder how much he'll discount since it has a trans break?

:lol:

[Rhino]

...5 point harnus...
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[DynoDon]

500 horse Nytro system? With touchscreen? WTF?

[Rod]

I ran that thru the shop translator and here the result

around a year ago i had baker protype build a 427= new engine paint and valve covers

4leank suspension= still has 4 bolts holding it in the car

stainless steel exhaust= clamps

new transmition= oil stop changed the filter

air shocks=buddies gave to me free

trans break=bearing bind

5 point harnus= something has to hold the folding lawn chair in

stand alone fuel system=? if its alone whats it feeding?

stand alone cooling system= again?

500 horse nytro system with touchscreen displayall top of line parts in moter= Whiskey Tango Foxtrot????????????

about 4000 miles on new parts= now there used ? Duh

3 speed slap shifter= bad adjustment bands only way to shift is slap it!!

[vintageracer]

I be knowin what e sayn!

[79PonchoUK]

That's about the level of english the english get taught here.

Very few of us achieve that level though.

Some of the english skills here are shocking. Make your slack jawed yokels look like language professors. :lol:
You only need to read british you tube comments to get an idea....that's not dialect you're reading...it's 'street'. ****.

[Rhino]

You guys do have some interesting linguistic norms.
Cockney rhyming slang takes a serious amount of local knowledge to understand.

[absintheisfun]

:postpics:

come on man...lets see this thing for what it's worth...words only do so much!

[pimtina]

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^^^ That is only a 3 point system! ^^^

[79PonchoUK]

You guys do have some interesting linguistic norms.
Cockney rhyming slang takes a serious amount of local knowledge to understand.

Not really, just pretend you're a child...then try to act clever.

Chav speak gets me. It's a combination of harlem bull**** speak, MTV's dodgy humour and a serious amount of mis-education.

Really, Chavs use facebook, myspace, bebo and MSN so much that they're probably 50 times more practiced in the use of language than any of us.....perhaps with all that practice they know what they're doing and have just 'developed' the english language....who knows.

[twosaturns]

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come on man...lets see this thing for what it's worth...words only do so much!
it was actually a nice chevelle, maybe a '71, I don't recall. didn't want to show it in case someone knows who it belongs to! the humor was just in the description.