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68Formula
04-01-2010, 12:52 PM
As reported in thh May Issue of PHR:

"When the tempest came through, it ripped two of the huge tents from their moorings and scattered dozens of heavy poles and trusses onto the cars below."

Recently, authorities were able to locate the tempest responsible:

https://static1.pt-content.com/images/pt/2010/04/ccrp_1002_011965_pontiac_tempest-1.jpg


Witness say Schwartz was seen drinking several Shirley Temples at the event, prior to the incident. During the "Autocross You're Murdered-Out Musclecar" Schwartz lost control careening into the tents.

He's been charged with Driving Under the Influence of High Fructose Cornsyrup, Manicular Vehicle-slaughter, and Conduct Unbecoming a Pro-Tourer. He is currently out on bail.

Mr.VENGEANCE
04-01-2010, 01:31 PM
should have used the schwartz to stop the storm..

https://static1.pt-content.com/images/pt/2010/04/schwartz-1.jpg

may the schwartz be with you..

muthstryker
04-01-2010, 02:08 PM
lol wtf...

dipren443
04-01-2010, 02:37 PM
lol wtf...
Ahhh April Fools day... The lame jokes never stop. :cheers:

muthstryker
04-01-2010, 02:40 PM
its the 1st?! wow... had no idea.

JEFFTATE
04-01-2010, 06:40 PM
LOL

Jeff's gonna' have a cow when he see's this..
He's had enough court lately..
I hope he doesn't snap...

Funny though ...