And the Academy Award for Most Sensational Moron goes too...... [Archive]

trapin

03-30-2010, 07:15 PM

Jesse Gregory James...whose beautiful, loving, supportive (not to mention famous) wife just filed for divorce today because numb-nuts couldn't keep his pecker in his pants.

Yeah....I can see how a woman like this could get boring.

https://static1.pt-content.com/images/noimg.gif

JohnUlaszek

03-30-2010, 07:25 PM

Why is there a picture of a hot chick here with no text?

subtlez28

03-30-2010, 07:40 PM

No kidding. And for that heavily tattooed chick...
I don't get it!

DRJDVM's '69

03-30-2010, 07:43 PM

Some tattoo chicks are hot....not the one he picked.

I dont find Sandra Bullock very attractive, but seems like he screwed up a good thing. Big suprise.....his last wife was a porn star that now lives in a half way house :0

class67

03-30-2010, 08:28 PM

Yeah....I can't say that I agree with Jesse's decision making skills. I think that Sandra is pretty frickin hot myself.

trapin

03-31-2010, 04:27 AM

Why is there a picture of a hot chick here with no text?
I came "this" close to defending myself before I got it. LOL!!!

cheapthrillz

03-31-2010, 04:34 AM

When my fiance told me about this, she said, "Looks like she's available now JC. Why don't you go after her?"

She is definately my numero uno pick for hot actress (even my fiance knows this).

Shiro666

03-31-2010, 04:51 AM

You stay classy, tattoo chick.

https://static1.pt-content.com/images/pt/2010/03/McGee-1.jpg

Samckitt

03-31-2010, 04:52 AM

What the F%$# was he thinking? I personally didn't understand what she saw in him. I have been in love (or lust) with her ever since I saw her in the first Speed movie.

Happyfunballs

03-31-2010, 05:04 AM

What's the old phrase, "You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl". Switch genders and Bobs your uncle. :sad:

John Wright

03-31-2010, 05:10 AM

What the F%$# was he thinking? I personally didn't understand what she saw in him. I have been in love (or lust) with her ever since I saw her in the first Speed movie.
LOL...I was thinking the same thing.....

twosaturns

03-31-2010, 06:38 AM

Yeah....I can't say that I agree with Jesse's decision making skills.
nor are Bullock's decision making skills impressive either; she married him like that! Jesse has ALWAYS been Jesse, wtf did she marry him in the 1st place!?!

shortrack

03-31-2010, 06:56 AM

nor are Bullock's decision making skills impressive either; she married him like that! Jesse has ALWAYS been Jesse, wtf did she marry him in the 1st place!?!

Jesse's a complete idiot for fooling around on her and now the whole world hates him.....but on the other hand she wanted her bad boy.

My wife says "what do you do to keep up when your new guy's ex is a porn star......?"

Damn True

03-31-2010, 07:43 AM

Dear Sandra Bullock,

Call me. My wife said it's cool.

True

Met her once in Hawaii and have had a "thing" for her ever since. Really nice, bright and painfully cute woman.

NorwayCharger

03-31-2010, 08:10 AM

Two of my favorites :)

dropit69

03-31-2010, 08:18 AM

yeah what a tool..i see just checked into rehab today too... late buddy no tiger crap happening here..

LeighP

03-31-2010, 08:56 AM

hahahahaha....rehab for being an idiot....they think of everything for celebrities....

Samckitt

03-31-2010, 10:00 AM

What was this from:
https://www.pro-touring.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=37182&d=1270051826

EDIT: That isn't Saundra Bullock, that is Marisa Tomei.

dropit69

03-31-2010, 10:03 AM

Thats Marisa Tomei but not sure what movie ..think he was just stating those are his 2 fav ladies..but love her in "My cousin vinny"

dropit69

03-31-2010, 10:15 AM

here we go..mmmm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuLtCagwUTM&feature=related
xuLtCagwUTM&feature

trapin

03-31-2010, 10:20 AM

For me the sun rises and sets with Zooey.....

https://static1.pt-content.com/images/pt/2010/03/zooey41-1.jpg

formula

03-31-2010, 12:20 PM

I'm not saying he's not an idiot, but...

https://static1.pt-content.com/images/noimg.gif

(this isn't the best version of this, but all the others are NSFW)

MonzaRacer

03-31-2010, 12:41 PM

Schwing, only thing better than Marisa Tomei or Snadra Bullock would be a 3 way with BOTH, then you could at least go into acoma for the rest of your life. But then I think of another hottie Gina Gershon , now there are 3 hot brunettes, the most memorable scene I know of Gina is her in high heel boots and skin tight jeans meeting Sly Stalone before his first race comeback in Driven movie, oooffff, hoot, howl, woof whistle, eyes bugging out cartoon style. That scene was what we used to call back high school a crowbar bender cause she must'a bent some crowbars gettin the jeans on!.
I also have a very bad movie called Hang Men with Sandra Bullock in it ,,verry young totally hot.

Scott Parkhurst

03-31-2010, 05:09 PM

I'll take Jessica Alba any day.

Jesse builds great bikes and can hammer metal like nobody's business.

That's all I have to say about that.

WS6

03-31-2010, 05:38 PM

For me the sun rises and sets with Zooey.....

Is that the girl from Caprica?

Sandra is gorgeous and comes across as being down to earth. Someone you could just chill with even though they are a well know celebrity. Adam Sandler comes across that way as well.

terryr

03-31-2010, 05:56 PM

It seems like all these women are waking up from their comas and saying WTF?

Now she'll have the dollar sign in her hand.

dcozzi

03-31-2010, 07:30 PM

Expected no less from a guy who cannot look you in the eye while he is shaking your hand.
Great bike builder though.

Why does the common boobery fall for the "sex addict" BS? I know its their agent/publicist's spin to take the focus and sting off the situation but, it is insulting to think they are fooling anyone. A douchebag is a douchebag not some poor guy that just needs help.
Oh, but, he is just a victim of his disease and he is getting help now so its OK. Yeah....we're all that stupid.

Rod

03-31-2010, 10:17 PM

Dear Sandra Bullock,

Call me. My wife said it's cool.

True

Back off you vultures!!
Don't you Guys have any sensitivity!

Dear Sandra Bullock,
Call Me, I DON'T HAVE A WIFE, but my girl Friend thinks you hot also!

406 Q-ship

04-01-2010, 02:25 PM

Back off you vultures!!
Don't you Guys have any sensitivity!

Dear Sandra Bullock,
Call Me, I DON'T HAVE A WIFE, but my girl Friend thinks you hot also!

I don't have a WIFE or GIRLFRIEND so back off.....she mine! :box2:

dadto2jays

04-01-2010, 04:18 PM

Sometimes is so hard to understand the stupid **** some guys do......

southernfriedcj

04-01-2010, 04:28 PM

Jesse is a genius. He got to bang Sandra for 5 years and now he gets his freedom and about 50 million of her hard earned dollars.
I don't think he was "caught". I think he was bored and saw a way to get paid to leave.

Kenova

04-01-2010, 04:33 PM

here we go..mmmm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuLtCagwUTM&feature=related
xuLtCagwUTM&feature

Is there some way to set this for auto-repeat?

Ken

shortrack

04-01-2010, 07:13 PM

southernfriedcj

04-04-2010, 09:48 AM

that would be something to be proud of........

Maybe in Canada...

shortrack

04-04-2010, 11:49 AM

Maybe in Canada...

I was being sarcastic.....guess you didnt get it

Off Duty

04-04-2010, 11:54 AM

Excuse my ignorance. But how is he getting $50m of her money?

WS6

04-04-2010, 06:05 PM

I'm wondering the same thing. He cheated on her. She should get part of his pot of gold.

kochevy67

04-04-2010, 07:51 PM

What the **** was she thinking he was married to a porn star before that. If she did not see this coming well then shame on her.

mikedc

04-05-2010, 12:07 AM

Since when did having a great wife ever stop a playa from playin?

Sandra seems like fun. But IMHO she shoulda known better than to marry that guy in the first place.

absintheisfun

04-05-2010, 04:46 AM

For me the sun rises and sets with Zooey.....

https://static1.pt-content.com/images/pt/2010/03/zooey41-1.jpg

I'm with you on this one. Why else would anyone watch that piece of crap Elf movie?