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dogtag
10-31-2009, 03:58 AM
So, Yesterday morning I stroll into the Clinic and am greeted by the receptionist and ask, "Where's the Boss"?
She replies, "Back in her office, I think".
I stroll back and walk briskly in and Blurt out...."Hey, Hun, wanna see a Polish Trailer"? I turn and walk out with her just a few steps behind.
"A what" she asks,
I say, "A Polish Trailer.....hurry".
We stroll through the hallway and down through the waiting room and out front of the Clinic and down the street towards the 7-11. She's calling ahead....."Where". I ignore her and make the turn at the corner and cross over to
the service station, thru the West door and out the East door with her lock step about six feet back.
We head back to the clinic on the opposite side of the street towards the front door when I hear...."Son of a Bitch" and
whack, this missile (her right loafer) hit's me in the right ass cheek.
Now she's not talking to me......Shid! I thought it was pretty funny. I wonder how long I'm gonna be in the dog house.
This is much worse than the time I stretched the Seran wrap over the toilet bowl.
Taylor1969
10-31-2009, 04:06 AM
Is she polish or somethng?
sunkistcamaro
10-31-2009, 04:56 AM
I liked it!
She's just pissed you got her.
dogtag
10-31-2009, 08:09 AM
Dunno, man......she's really on the warpath this time.
Wifie is a Vet and she's threatening to wait till I'm asleep
and then give me a shot that will have me scratching
my right ear with my big toe.
I love my practical jokes but I guess I'm gonna have to
dial it back a bit.

Dogtag
TPI Monte SS
10-31-2009, 09:16 AM
Lol!!!!
Rhino
10-31-2009, 11:28 AM
Well played sir, well played. :)
The good thing is that she'll eventually cool down, and the memories last a lifetime.
'70rs
10-31-2009, 04:05 PM
That is too funny! Nice work.
WS6
10-31-2009, 05:06 PM
You're my hero! Seriously, that was cool. I'd loved ot have been there to watch.
LeighP
10-31-2009, 06:07 PM
My girl has a long memory....if I tried that she'd plan some payback for about two years from now....scary.
mc84_zz4
10-31-2009, 09:06 PM
That is F-in funny, she'll laugh hearty about it in about a week's time.
Payback's a coming buddy! Like a bucket of cold water.
Good luck!