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Code Red
07-28-2009, 08:57 AM
The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a '****in PIG.'

He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.

So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating 'NAZI-FAG.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a 'Moron in blue'.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'OBAMA '08.'
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camaroguy
07-28-2009, 09:00 AM
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lol!!!!

6'9"Witha69
07-28-2009, 09:02 AM
:lol:

JamesJ
07-28-2009, 11:23 AM
Lol

parsonsj
07-28-2009, 11:55 AM
Lol

mc84_zz4
07-28-2009, 05:04 PM
:rotfl:

hangten
07-31-2009, 05:33 AM
awesome!

dadto2jays
08-01-2009, 05:47 AM
:rotfl:

jilge71
08-01-2009, 06:46 PM
hahaha i needed that tonight!

MrQuick
08-01-2009, 07:08 PM
arrrrggggg so now he's bragging about this??? wait till I catch that ****head. He cost me 400 bucks!@

1badchevelle
08-01-2009, 08:19 PM
too fn funny.