Roger M
05-25-2009, 05:21 PM
T He Economy Is So Bad . . .
1. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
3. Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
4. Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: That is Ford, GE, and Citigroup.
5. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer
6. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
7. A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico .
8. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
9. People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
10. Motel Six won't leave the light on.
11. The Mafia is laying off judges.
12. Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Hey, neat . . . the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.
1. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
3. Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
4. Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: That is Ford, GE, and Citigroup.
5. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer
6. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
7. A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico .
8. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
9. People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
10. Motel Six won't leave the light on.
11. The Mafia is laying off judges.
12. Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Hey, neat . . . the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.