new ohio law

[craigs73]

New Ohio Law

The Ohio State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Cleveland.
For the first offense, they give you two Cleveland Browns tickets. If
you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.


Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A. The Cleveland Browns


Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.


Q. How do you keep a Cleveland Brown out of your yard?

A. Put up goal post.


Q. Where do you go in Cleveland in case of a tornado?

A. To Cleveland Browns Stadium-they never get a touchdown there!


Q. What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a Super Bowl ring?

A. A thief.


Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar
bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.


Q. How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do the Browns and a possums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

[Mathius]

I guess the idea is I'm not supposed to get mad about you bashing my team because it says you're from ohio?

At least we aren't the lions.

Mathius

[megaladon6]

at least you KNOW there's no hope. the damned jets keep looking good and then choking.

[andrewb70]

I couldn't care less about football, but that's some funny stuff there.

Andrew

[craigs73]

I guess the idea is I'm not supposed to get mad about you bashing my team because it says you're from ohio?

At least we aren't the lions.

Mathius

yeah man its a freeking joke i dont care how you take it just posted it because it was funny:1st:

[LowBuckX]

Im a life long Browns fan and I found it funny. Us Browns fans are a win or lose bunch. Im shocked the Muni was not packed the last game even with the poor season.... Well they dont let us take Batterys or dog bones and they took away our glass bottles... Come to think of it why do we go anyway........ OOOHH yea Snowballs.......

[jackfrost]

*sigh*

funny because it's true.


At least we aren't the lions.

exactly.

[67 caprice]

BILLS
Boy I Love Loosing Super bowl's.

[Gearhead Dude]

I passed it on to all the guys I work with who live in Cleveland. they too thought it was funny.

[shmoov69]

Hey, I'm a Chiefs fan............................................... ..
Well, at least we will get a good draft pick this year! LOL! Can you draft coaches??!?!?

[Weldon0405]

I feel y'all pain. I'm a Saints fan. I just wish we could make it to a Super Bowl for once.

[shmoov69]

there has been rumors of the Cheifs changing their names to the "Tampons", because they are good for only one period and they have no second string!

[craigs73]

there has been rumors of the Cheifs changing their names to the "Tampons", because they are good for only one period and they have no second string!
oh snap LOL!!:1st:

[shortrack]

there has been rumors of the cheifs changing their names to the "tampons", because they are good for only one period and they have no second string!


lmao!!!!!!!!!