View Full Version : go ahead and knee me in the junk and call me queer in front of all my friends!
71dusterdan
03-01-2007, 05:14 PM
I AM A POSER! my whole roll cage fiasco has just exploded in my face. shoulda went to visit izzy's custom cages. I ordered a kit that was poor quality, most not bent right, etc. ordered and asked for dom, guess what i discovered i have, found out today, when i called the kit provider. they musta forgot because i have mild, seamless. i compromised in taking the 1 5/8 .134 wall, only sanctioning body to recognize mild in that size is the nhra. I cant open road race, and any other sanctioned events. maybe i can auto X, and maybe track days. i asked the supplier, he says to me we dont do anything in dom it is a pain to bend and you waste a lot of pieces. thanks for mentioning that when i ordered it. so i am stuck, and everybody will get to point and snicker because my cage serves nothing but a small amount of piece of mind. i guess i will throw a ricer wing on it and put great big vinyl honda stickers on it. I am standing hear with junk wide open, start kicking. i want a case of elephantitis of the nuts. or better yet let a pack of gorillas gang rape me on saturday at high noon at the corner of state and main. it is spelled...C...H...U...M...P! Dan:sick:
Did you have Barbie on your mind when you bought the kit? Had you and Barbie had an argument or something? Perhaps Barbie doesn't need a full blown race car to go with her dream house. :hmm:
baz67
03-01-2007, 09:40 PM
Did you have Barbie on your mind when you bought the kit? Had you and Barbie had an argument or something? Perhaps Barbie doesn't need a full blown race car to go with her dream house. :hmm:
I don't care, that is funny right there.
(For those that do not get it https://www.pro-touring.com/forum/showthread.php?t=28077 )
SicMonte
03-01-2007, 10:11 PM
holy crap...that barbie story is some funny **** right there!!!
about the cage...dont worry...im in the same boat! I had a cage put in my car...and it is pretty much useless when it comes to being certified..but it looks cool at the local cruise ins...and is fine for autocrossing.
if finding barbie hot gets you a ticket into hell...i better find my nomex fast!!!!
maybe you can take the pieces and sell them at like www.hondaracecar.com or something?
:)
6'9"Witha69
03-02-2007, 01:20 PM
Consider this my version:wedgie:
71dusterdan
03-02-2007, 03:13 PM
i am really glad to hear your making fun of me ,that was what i intended. if nothing else good comes of barbie or my cage, i got a laugh, and shared a laugh with my brothers. i just thought barbie wouldnt come with the real woman headaches and baggage. i sure as hell do not have to worry about her hutting herself in my poser honda cage, cause she will be ducttaped spreadeagled to my halo bar. yea thats what i said! lol hahaha, Dan
boodlefoof
03-07-2007, 11:14 AM
The title of this thread has me rolling! Thank you for the laugh!
You're the man Dan!
steemin
03-09-2007, 10:14 AM
Did you have Barbie on your mind when you bought the kit? Had you and Barbie had an argument or something? Perhaps Barbie doesn't need a full blown race car to go with her dream house. :hmm:
Maybe you should change your user name to Malibu Ken :cheers:
Scott
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