Need help/advice

[steemin]

This is embarrassing , but I really need advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my 65 Fastback next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my car, that I noticed that my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it to a mechanic?

Thanks.
Scott

[jimhamptons]

I saw that one before! That's a good one!!

[6'9"Witha69]

Too good.

[steemin]

I saw that one before! That's a good one!!

"Good one"?
Your car is not the one with the problem..

Two responses and no advice:hmm:

Scott

[muthstryker]

lol

[bookends]

lmao, kinda like the redneck personal ad: wanted, a wife must have a bass boat and trailer. please include pics of the boat.

[DeepBlue68]

:lmao: I've never heard that one before, and when I first started reading it, I was thinkin "holy crap", is this for real?....I'll admit, you had me goin

[Norwoodx55]

Had me goin' too. I was thinking "oh man, this poor bast**rd"

[6'9"Witha69]

I copied it and emailed it to my wife stating "This was posted by one of the guys on the forum". She replied with "Well what happened about the wife…WTF you can't just leave it like that...".:pat:

10 minutes later my buddy sends me an email with the same story but using a Harley instead of a Fastback.

[AAW]

Fell for it hook, line and sinker. I was feeling REALLY bad for you, too. :pat:

[MrQuick]

...have you tried talking to her? Maybe its something you did or maybe spending too much time with the cars.
Maybe you should have a weekly date night where you concentrate all you feelings on her. Treat her like the queen that she is.
I have a great tongue exercise that you can....OH YOU JACKASSS! LOL

[romar 02 SS]

Your wife tells me the taxi driver is a good mechanic. Maybe he can help.:rotfl: