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bigkaboose
08-15-2006, 06:34 AM
This guy has been selling fenders to taillights saying they are from smoke free cars. I thought that was funny until I saw this....
http://cgi.ebay.com/Corona-Extra-Beer-empty-box_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ1467QQihZ002QQitemZ 120018267919QQrdZ1QQsspagenameZWDVW
rob07002
08-15-2006, 06:56 AM
I don't get it????????????:dunno:
Quote from the listing:
"Now honestly guys, wouldn't you like to put your tool in my box?":hammer:
ProdigyCustoms
08-15-2006, 06:59 AM
That guy can find some trailer park girls now! He has used a bunch of different ones, and actually, a couple, not this one, were actually not to bad.
Damn True
08-15-2006, 08:08 AM
Nice um.....brastuffers though.
bigkaboose
08-15-2006, 12:01 PM
I am guessing when he wrote this he had just drank the 12 Coronas.
F70t/a
08-15-2006, 01:52 PM
I would nail her with my hammer:worship:
Mr.VENGEANCE
08-15-2006, 03:07 PM
id smack her with a wet mop..
muthstryker
08-15-2006, 07:01 PM
david come on shes not hot.. i wouldnt touch her with a 10 foot pole lol
bigkaboose
08-16-2006, 03:28 AM
Not only would I not touch her I would stand about 15 feet away with a hose and try to wash the ugly off.
rob07002
08-16-2006, 05:26 AM
Oh, now I get it... You buy the box to put over her head and then go to town.....
ProdigyCustoms
08-16-2006, 06:55 AM
Nice um.....brastuffers though.
I would rather have a thin chick with no tees then a fat one with big ones! Now, if you can find a thin one with big...............................
EFI69Cam
08-16-2006, 07:22 AM
And y'all are married to super models....
F70t/a
08-16-2006, 09:36 AM
:hand: :Alchy: lol I think we need more women on PT.com
rob07002
08-16-2006, 10:06 AM
I would rather have a thin chick with no tees then a fat one with big ones! Now, if you can find a thin one with big...............................
Yeah but you need the big ones to do the motorboat:naughty:
mdprovee
08-16-2006, 10:41 AM
Everybody needs some lovin.
:hand: :Alchy: lol I think we need more women on PT.com
This thread is so enlightening. Ugh.... :pat:
zbugger
08-16-2006, 02:23 PM
Great. Now you've scared off Theresa. Just another sign that the end of the world is near...
man if you guys think she is ugly, you have never been in a trailer park. She is far from ugly. I don't find her attractive but I sure as hell don;t think she's ugly.
although the I'd hit her with a wet mop line is funny.
myclone
08-16-2006, 05:55 PM
And y'all are married to super models....
Agreed...
The chick in the corona add is the type that has the house cleaned, dishes done, laundry folded, and your breakfast cooked the next morning. Super models may be nice to look at but only have a limited amount of usefullness when they cant comprehend how to operate anything other than a mirror.
(Ok, the mop statement was in fact funny.)
shmoov69
08-16-2006, 06:01 PM
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id smack her with a wet mop..:lol: :lmao:
boodlefoof
08-16-2006, 06:41 PM
Agreed...
The chick in the corona add is the type that has the house cleaned, dishes done, laundry folded, and your breakfast cooked the next morning. Super models may be nice to look at but only have a limited amount of usefullness when they cant comprehend how to operate anything other than a mirror.
(Ok, the mop statement was in fact funny.)
Reminds me of a song... "If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life... want to make the pretty woman your wife. But from my personal point of view, get the ugly girl to marry you..." You probably know the rest. :yeah:
Damn True
08-16-2006, 06:56 PM
Agreed...
The chick in the corona add is the type that has the house cleaned, dishes done, laundry folded, and your breakfast cooked the next morning. Super models may be nice to look at but only have a limited amount of usefullness when they cant comprehend how to operate anything other than a mirror.
(Ok, the mop statement was in fact funny.)
My wife IS over 40, IS very hot (better looking, better body than most women 1/2 her age), does all the above AND makes more money than I do.
They are out there.
myclone
08-17-2006, 01:08 AM
My wife IS over 40, IS very hot (better looking, better body than most women 1/2 her age), does all the above AND makes more money than I do.
They are out there.
:cool:
Does she have a sister?
ProdigyCustoms
08-17-2006, 06:05 AM
My wife IS over 40, IS very hot (better looking, better body than most women 1/2 her age), does all the above AND makes more money than I do.
They are out there.
Hey, I resemble that remark. It is possible to find a super model, and have everything else. I happen to know from over 20 years experiance. I will preserve my life and not disclose Lisa's age, but I can tell you we have a 20, 22 and 23 year old boys. So Damn True, here is few of mine over the last year, now show yours. I have a hell of a lot more appreciation for a hot milf then a hot 20 year old
F70t/a
08-17-2006, 07:06 AM
Your a brave man for letting billy lane around your wife.:cheers:
ProdigyCustoms
08-17-2006, 07:29 AM
Billy is cool. I give him fabrication tips from time to time, LOL! Suuurrreee!!!! You are correct though, he's a dog, but she is at least 2o years to old for him
F70t/a
08-17-2006, 07:33 AM
Now I see why you go to bed before 10 frank:smoke:
boodlefoof
08-17-2006, 09:02 AM
Your a brave man for letting billy lane around your wife.:cheers:
HAH! That's what I was thinking!
EFI69Cam
08-17-2006, 09:05 AM
de gustibus non disputandum
Damn True
08-17-2006, 09:08 AM
:cool:
Does she have a sister?
Sorry, no sister. She does have a gay brother though who's single if you are interested.
Just askin.
:pat:
Damn True
08-17-2006, 09:21 AM
Hey, I resemble that remark. It is possible to find a super model, and have everything else. I happen to know from over 20 years experiance. I will preserve my life and not disclose Lisa's age, but I can tell you we have a 20, 22 and 23 year old boys. So Damn True, here is few of mine over the last year, now show yours. I have a hell of a lot more appreciation for a hot milf then a hot 20 year old
Well, Kathy is significantly less "endowed" than Lisa.......not that I was looking (he said to the dude who is MUUUUUCH bigger than he is).:dunno:
...and I agree. 20 year olds are eye candy and nothing more. I'd much rather have a hot 40 year old.
ProdigyCustoms
08-17-2006, 09:32 AM
Very nice, now if we can just convert this into a "show me yours post"!
datsbad
08-17-2006, 06:29 PM
I'm in !!
shmoov69
08-17-2006, 08:05 PM
My wife is going to kill me!! LOL!! :help:
dropit69
08-17-2006, 08:39 PM
ok frank is it just me or does lisa look just like helen hunt in that center pic..?? i cant get my gf to quit talking long enough to take a pic of her..but i can take one with her ear to the cell phone if ya like..lol
SicMonte
08-17-2006, 09:56 PM
this is one funny a$$ thread!! Billy lane is a cool guy...ive met him on a number of occasions. keep the pics coming...your wives are all hot. hell..im 26 and i think they are hot.
hmm..pics of my g/f...how racy can i get here??
myclone
08-18-2006, 02:42 AM
Sorry, no sister. She does have a gay brother though who's single if you are interested.
Just askin.
:pat:
He's single now? Musta been a tough break up for you two:poke: .
(you know Im givin you crap Frank...and it should go without saying that your bro in law, a nice guy Im sure, isnt quite my type LOL)
BTW, nice find on the wifey. Not only is she easy on the eyes but seems like a nice enough person to boot (least over the phone).
ProdigyCustoms
08-18-2006, 02:51 AM
I think Jason and I are brothers from different mothers!
Jimmy's a dead man, Jimmy's a dean man, Jimmy's a dead man, LOL!
MILFS RULE!!!!
rob07002
08-18-2006, 05:20 AM
OK, I'm in here are the PG rated ones!:pics2:
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