View Full Version : You know you are getting old when.....
Damn True
06-13-2006, 03:22 PM
You now have more hair on your back than on your head (thankfully I don't have this problem)
The really cute girl that cuts your hair asks, "Do you want me to trim that hair growing out of your ears?" (This happend to me yesterday........dammit!)
Norwoodx55
06-13-2006, 04:12 PM
Ah don't worry about it, I'm sure she was turned on by the distingushed look it gives. OK maybe not.
ssdeuce
06-13-2006, 06:28 PM
:lmao:
Damn True
06-13-2006, 09:20 PM
Not worried about it. My wife thinks I'm sexy, ear hair and all.
MrQuick
06-13-2006, 10:06 PM
Im getting you an epilady cell phone for xmas! I would of ask her "why it touching my shoulders already?"
muthstryker
06-14-2006, 10:48 AM
lets send him a ear hair trimmer.
Kenova
06-15-2006, 06:44 AM
You know you're getting old when you look at a woman your own age and think "Wonder what she looked like 25 years ago".
Ken
vintageracer
06-15-2006, 06:56 AM
I got the senior citizen discount at the trough (Golden Corral) the other day without asking. I guess I must look in my 60's when in my 40's!
Kenova
06-17-2006, 07:02 PM
I got the senior citizen discount at the trough (Golden Corral) the other day without asking. I guess I must look in my 60's when in my 40's!
Damn Mike, thats some hard livin' :poke:
Ken
Damn True
06-17-2006, 07:53 PM
I got the senior citizen discount at the trough (Golden Corral) the other day without asking. I guess I must look in my 60's when in my 40's!
OUCH
Hell I'd use that to my advantage. That's more money to spend on the rides than food.
Bob Johnson
06-18-2006, 07:02 PM
you get an application from AARP for membership..
Norm Peterson
06-26-2006, 08:03 AM
you get an application from AARP for membership..You've forgotten how long you've been a member . . .
toofun
06-28-2006, 09:48 AM
OK THESE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE "YOU KNOW YOUR GETTING OLDER WHEN"...
Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D.
You buy a compass for the dash of your car
You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead
Happy hour is a nap
when your semi-annual erection becomes an annual semi-erection
you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along
you remember when the Dead Sea was only sick
your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
your doctor doesn't give you x-rays anymore but just holds you up to the light.
a big breasted chick walks by and your pacemaker opens the garage door!!
neki67
06-28-2006, 09:55 AM
The really cute girl that cuts your hair asks, "Do you want me to trim that hair growing out of your ears?" (This happend to me yesterday........dammit!)
At least you still have enough hair left to get it cut . . . . .
Bob Johnson
06-28-2006, 10:10 AM
You've forgotten how long you've been a member . . .
don't tell me I joined
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