It's the simple things.......

[Damn True]

So I ordered parts to be drop-shipped here at my office rather than at home so I wouldn't have to worry about not being there to sign, Brown leaving expensive stuff on my porch etc.

But the best thing about having parts delivered at work is hearing the receptionist announce over the PA, "True, come to the front desk. You have a large package."

[baz67]

I do not know what to think about that True.

[MikeDVC]

I guess it's not as fun when a small package is delivered!! lol :ripped:

[Kenova]

.......But the best thing about having parts delivered at work is hearing the receptionist announce over the PA, "True, come to the front desk. You have a large package."
Hey, we all want everyone at work to think we have a large "package"!:lmao:
I'd sure like to see the look on her face when she realizes just what she is saying.
Ken

[mdprovee]

I know you had to let her know what she said....right?

[AAW]

That's hilarious. I would have been mortified!

[Steve1968LS2]

That's hilarious. I would have been mortified!

Well, with you it would have made even LESS sense... :slap:

[Damn True]

I know you had to let her know what she said....right?

Nope, just let it echo around the building.

[baz67]

This reminds me of when I owned my semi tractor and trailer. I walked into a certain Allied agent one morning and the ops manager said, "That is a nice unit you have there", remarking about my truck and trailer. Well, needless to say, that did not go over that well in a roomfull of movers. She sort of eeked back into her office.

[Mean 69]

Yep, those moments in life either make you, or break you, eh?

I had one a ways back, I was pretty high level manager in a public company, and we were in Sexual Harrassment training. A question was asked, and they asked me wht I thought would happen to the employee in such a case. My response? Without thinking: He's screwed..... Nice job Mark, you just passed the test.

M

[69rs]

A company I used to work for never had sexual harrassment training until one of the vice presidents was sued for it! Anyway, they sent the Ice Queen from Human Resources around to do the training at all the offices. We all gathered in the conference room and were given a booklet titled Sexual Harrassment Training. I looked at it and said aloud, "I thought harrass was two words".
The Ice Queen didn't see the humor.

[CarlC]

In my radio controlled racing days my race name was Richard Goeziner. It was hilarious listening to the announcer once they figured it out.

[Hidro]

So I ordered parts to be drop-shipped here at my office rather than at home so I wouldn't have to worry about not being there to sign, Brown leaving expensive stuff on my porch etc.

But the best thing about having parts delivered at work is hearing the receptionist announce over the PA, "True, come to the front desk. You have a large package."


Best part about getting anything delivered to work or place of business when using the brown truck is they cant leave a package without being liable for it, Home deliveries your stuck with what you get most often.

Even if you got a home business and they leave a package and your dog eats/shreds it they will pay for it lol.(has to be addressed to a business name)

From experience this applies to packages not needing signatures.

Just something to think about...

-Ed

[Steve68]

One word "Porkeys"!!!!!!

[Steve Chryssos]

You're lucky. It could have gone horribly wrong:

Male gets on loudspeaker and says: "True, come see me. I have a large package for you."

[rob07002]

Talk about mis-speaking... I saw one of the blooper tv shows awile back with a clip from a local news/weather station.... The Woman achor said to the weather guy: "Hey Bill whatever happened to those 8 inches your promised last night" The look on her face as soon as she said it was priceless... True story...

[SickSpeedMonte]

lmao @ this thread!

[The Rook]

High School Knowledge Bowl my senior year - team name "Mike Hunt"

Actual quote from the female principal over the entire school loud speaker "Would the following please report to the auditorium, the brainiacs, the math nuts, . . . and Mike Hunt" there was a brief pause and then "would the last team please report to the principle's office"

It was worth and I got a three day vacation out of it!

[Munch69ProTour]

I used to work in reinsurance, one broker we dealt with was named '**** Standing" no kidding. He did not go by Richard just ****.

Every time the receptionist would announce his phone calls for me I would start cracking up, it was hard to keep a straight face in meetings when he was introduced.

Also, one of my buddies would call and say his name was Craven Morehead. Priceless!

[Munch69ProTour]

I used to work in reinsurance, one broker we dealt with was named '**** Standing" no kidding. He did not go by Richard just ****.

Every time the receptionist would announce his phone calls for me I would start cracking up, it was hard to keep a straight face in meetings when he was introduced.

Also, one of my buddies would call and say his name was Craven Morehead. Priceless!

LOL I guess the filter does not like the short name for Richard (not Rick)

hmm I)ick?

[OHCbird]

So did you ask the receptionist where her big box was?

We occasionally get our duty office (military) with stuff like Amanda Hugenkiss, Ben Dover, Mike Hunt (used only on newbies when the boss is gone), and even Capt Crunch. Who still falls for this stuff?

[Jim Nilsen]

Was watching one of those home improvement shows one night with the wife and after the 3rd time the woman on the show said HOMEOWNER I had to look over and ask if the woman was having an enunciation problem with the word or was I just in the gutter? The sentences were just not letting me hear it it the way it was meant after she asked how the HOMEOWNER was going to FEEL about the new look? The only thing we could think of was that if it made you MOAN it has to make you FEEl good and Were going to have a HODOWN at the new house tonight!

Jim Nilsen

[toxicz28]

So did you ask the receptionist where her big box was?

We occasionally get our duty office (military) with stuff like Amanda Hugenkiss, Ben Dover, Mike Hunt (used only on newbies when the boss is gone), and even Capt Crunch. Who still falls for this stuff?

Here are a few more names to use:
Anne Chovie
Bill Ding
Isaac Hunt
Phil McRacken

[SickSpeedMonte]

Here are a few more names to use:
Anne Chovie
Bill Ding
Isaac Hunt
Phil McRacken

Mike Hawk

[Damn True]

Barry McCaughener